# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 143
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2016, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2848 "2016-09-24T01:15:39Z")
The weather was turning quite foul And wolves in the distance did howl. The tumbleweeds tumbled ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2016, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2849 "2016-09-24T03:49:42Z")
The weather was turning quite foul And wolves in the distance did howl. The tumbleweeds tumbled And I heard someone mumbled ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2016, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2850 "2016-09-24T14:50:27Z")
The weather was turning quite foul And wolves in the distance did howl. The tumbleweeds tumbled And I heard someone mumbled “It’s time that we go on the prowl.” I’m going to the revival of CATS ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2016, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2851 "2016-09-24T15:31:35Z")
I’m going to the revival of CATS dressed in my top hat and spats ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2016, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2852 "2016-09-24T17:25:53Z")
I’m going to the revival of CATS dressed in my top hat and spats I’m not really gay ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2016, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2853 "2016-09-24T17:37:43Z")
I’m going to the revival of CATS dressed in my top hat and spats I’m not really gay But you’d probably say ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2016, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2854 "2016-09-25T01:35:26Z")
I’m going to the revival of CATS dressed in my top hat and spats I’m not really gay But you’d probably say I was one of those democrats. Will had a girl in Charlotte. ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2016, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2855 "2016-09-25T04:49:21Z")
Will had a girl in Charlotte Who really was not one to snarl at ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2016, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2856 "2016-09-25T05:27:16Z")
Will had a girl in Charlotte Who really was not one to snarl at. When she entered a room ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2016, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2857 "2016-09-26T04:03:08Z")
Will had a girl in Charlotte Who really was not one to snarl at. When she entered a room Heads turned, va-va-voom ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2016, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2858 "2016-09-26T04:28:20Z")
Will had a girl in Charlotte Who really was not one to snarl at. When she entered a room Heads turned, va-va-voom And weaker souls ran to the tarlet You know I never can see ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2016, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2859 "2016-09-26T04:36:00Z")
You know I never can see Before the dawn’s early light, sunny ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2016, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2860 "2016-09-26T05:40:57Z")
You know I never can see Before the dawn’s early light, sunny You never see, enough, ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2016, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2861 "2016-09-26T13:07:42Z")
You know I never can see Before the dawn’s early light, sunny You never see, enough, Of kinky kind of stuff ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2016, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2862 "2016-09-26T13:24:58Z")
You know I never can see Before the dawn’s early light, sunny You never see, enough, Of kinky kind of stuff ? Just click on a mouse when you’re horny. * * * What I just saw on the Great White Way ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2016, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2863 "2016-09-26T14:35:55Z")
What I just saw on the Great White Way, So filled me with gnawing dismay ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2016, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2864 "2016-09-26T14:39:32Z")
What I just saw on the Great White Way, So filled me with gnawing dismay The Phantom won’t retire ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2016, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2865 "2016-09-26T17:02:44Z")
What I just saw on the Great White Way, So filled me with gnawing dismay The Phantom won’t retire Lion King won’t expire ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2016, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2866 "2016-09-26T22:40:57Z")
What I just saw on the Great White Way, So filled me with gnawing dismay The Phantom won’t retire Lion King won’t expire Those stars were going all the way. I’m not going to watch that debate ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2016, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2867 "2016-09-26T22:51:24Z")
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