# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 144
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2016, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2868 "2016-09-27T03:14:39Z")
I’m not going to watch that debate Or yell at the tv with hate It would keep me awake ---
**Author:** ![Jesta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Jesta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jesta)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2016, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2869 "2016-09-27T10:48:50Z")
I’m not going to watch that debate Or yell at the tv with hate It would keep me awake When I’d rather that they partake ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2016, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2870 "2016-09-27T13:22:24Z")
I’m not going to watch that debate Or yell at the tv with hate It would keep me awake When I’d rather that they partake In going on one steamy candidate date. * * * You can vote for one or the other. ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2016, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2871 "2016-09-27T17:15:17Z")
You can vote for one or the other. As long as it’s not your mother. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2016, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2872 "2016-09-27T19:13:33Z")
You can vote for one or the other. As long as it’s not your mother. She’s clearly not ready ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2016, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2873 "2016-09-27T19:52:13Z")
You can vote for one or the other. As long as it’s not your mother. She’s clearly not ready For nuke-leer warheadies ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2874 "2016-09-28T04:09:00Z")
You can vote for one or the other. As long as it’s not your mother. She’s clearly not ready For nuke-leer warheadies But her opponent: I’'ll just say “Oh brother.” It’s a really good time to change that towel ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2875 "2016-09-28T04:31:52Z")
It’s a really good time to change that towel If it doth have an odor emanating so foul ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2876 "2016-09-28T04:56:23Z")
It’s a really good time to change that towel If it doth have an odor emanating so foul It’s got this horrid stench ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2877 "2016-09-28T10:17:53Z")
It’s a really good time to change that towel If it doth have an odor emanating so foul It’s got this horrid stench From the ass of Judi Dench ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2878 "2016-09-28T12:04:36Z")
It’s a really good time to change that towel If it doth have an odor emanating so foul It’s got this horrid stench From the ass of Judi Dench That most famously odorous bowel One should never raise wolves as pets ---
**Author:** ![Jesta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Jesta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jesta)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2879 "2016-09-28T12:08:21Z")
One should never raise wolves as pets Neighbours won’t like you and nor will your vets ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2880 "2016-09-28T12:41:07Z")
One should never raise wolves as pets Neighbours won’t like you and nor will your vets At the moon they will bey ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2881 "2016-09-28T13:21:13Z")
One should never raise wolves as pets Neighbours won’t like you and nor will your vets At the moon they will bey And growl at strangers all day ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2882 "2016-09-28T14:00:19Z")
One should never raise wolves as pets Neighbours won’t like you and nor will your vets At the moon they will bey And growl at strangers all day As pets go they’re as bad as it gets A cucumber’s technically a fruit ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2883 "2016-09-28T14:04:08Z")
A cucumber’s technically a fruit And eating one makes my bowels “toot.” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2884 "2016-09-28T14:17:21Z")
A cucumber’s technically a fruit And eating one makes my bowels “toot.” But if you don’t use it for food ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2885 "2016-09-28T14:20:09Z")
A cucumber’s technically a fruit And eating one makes my bowels “toot.” But if you don’t use it for food I have a suggestion, more lewd ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2886 "2016-09-28T19:59:37Z")
A cucumber’s technically a fruit And eating one makes my bowels “toot.” But if you don’t use it for food I have a suggestion, more lewd Give it a try inside as a root. Losers routinely drop the ball. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2887 "2016-09-28T20:50:05Z")
Losers routinely drop the ball. But I know one that tops them all [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=143) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=145)