# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 145
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2016, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2888 "2016-09-28T22:19:19Z")
Losers routinely drop the ball. But I know one that tops them all When I heard that fool sniffing ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2016, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2889 "2016-09-29T15:08:16Z")
Losers routinely drop the ball. But I know one that tops them all When I heard that fool sniffing And his opponent started riffing ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2016, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2890 "2016-09-29T15:13:43Z")
Losers routinely drop the ball. But I know one that tops them all When I heard that fool sniffing And his opponent started riffing I knew Trump had taken another fall. * * * When Trump was using the adjacent urinal. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2016, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2891 "2016-09-29T16:19:17Z")
When Trump was using the adjacent urinal. He spoke his dumb statement diurnal: ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2016, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2892 "2016-09-29T19:38:04Z")
When Trump was using the adjacent urinal. He spoke his dumb statement diurnal: They mock my great wall ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2016, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2893 "2016-09-30T00:42:24Z")
When Trump was using the adjacent urinal. He spoke his dumb statement diurnal: They mock my great wall Their be-alls are so small. ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2016, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2894 "2016-09-30T04:24:37Z")
When Trump was using the adjacent urinal. He spoke his dumb statement diurnal: They mock my great wall Their be-alls are so small. And nobody writes to the colonel An Egg is a liquid I’m saying ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2016, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2895 "2016-09-30T06:37:25Z")
An Egg is a liquid I’m saying And bacon’s just dead pork, decaying, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2016, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2896 "2016-09-30T11:37:58Z")
An Egg is a liquid I’m saying And bacon’s just dead pork, decaying, My breakfast’s disgusting ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2016, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2897 "2016-09-30T13:24:46Z")
An Egg is a liquid I’m saying And bacon’s just dead pork, decaying, My breakfast’s disgusting So why am I lusting ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2016, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2898 "2016-09-30T16:17:01Z")
An Egg is a liquid I’m saying And bacon’s just dead pork, decaying, My breakfast’s disgusting So why am I lusting For more of this breakfast buffet-ing He says he’s smart for not paying taxes ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2016, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2899 "2016-09-30T16:44:08Z")
He says he’s smart for not paying taxes But the plain and simple fact is ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2016, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2900 "2016-09-30T18:00:59Z")
He says he’s smart for not paying taxes But the plain and simple fact is He screws other people ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2016, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2901 "2016-09-30T18:27:21Z")
He says he’s smart for not paying taxes But the plain and simple fact is He screws other people While they scream “Wake up Sheeple!” ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2016, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2902 "2016-09-30T20:41:12Z")
He says he’s smart for not paying taxes But the plain and simple fact is He screws other people While they scream “Wake up Sheeple!” But still walk to the slaughtermen’s axes. ########## When Dumb Donald stopped for a haircut, ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2016, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2903 "2016-09-30T22:16:17Z")
When Dumb Donald stopped for a haircut, He said “Make it like Admiral Farragut” [Farragut’s haircut](https://www.google.com/search?q=admiral+farragut&espv=2&biw=1745&bih=856&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiris7HjbjPAhVFVz4KHeb5A-4Q_AUIBigB#imgrc=_) ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2016, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2904 "2016-10-01T00:00:21Z")
When Dumb Donald stopped for a haircut, Someone yelled, “aren’t you the bigot”? ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2016, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2905 "2016-10-01T00:03:18Z")
When Dumb Donald stopped for a haircut, He said “Make it like Admiral Farragut” Donald looked around hard ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2016, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2906 "2016-10-01T08:58:55Z")
When Dumb Donald stopped for a haircut, He said “Make it like Admiral Farragut” Donald looked around hard The he smeared it with lard ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2016, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2907 "2016-10-01T18:55:29Z")
## When Dumb Donald stopped for a haircut, He said “Make it like Admiral Farragut” Donald looked around hard The he smeared it with lard Until it looked like a bear’s bare butt. I was talking things over with Obama [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=144) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=146)