# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 146
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2016, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2908 "2016-10-01T23:59:25Z")
I was talking things over with Obama And I ran into this stunning drama. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2016, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2909 "2016-10-02T00:39:15Z")
I was talking things over with Obama And I ran into this stunning drama. Both he and Michelle ---
**Author:** ![Jesta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Jesta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jesta)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2016, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2910 "2016-10-02T03:15:56Z")
I was talking things over with Obama And I ran into this stunning drama. Both he and Michelle Should be locked in a cell ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2016, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2911 "2016-10-02T03:52:41Z")
I was talking things over with Obama And I ran into this stunning drama. Both he and Michelle Should be locked in a cell For what they did to the Republican party by being the ones to kill Osama Make the most of the changing conditions ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2016, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2912 "2016-10-02T04:50:36Z")
Make the most of the changing conditions Don’t have any dumb suspicions ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2016, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2913 "2016-10-02T20:34:28Z")
Make the most of the changing conditions Don’t have any dumb suspicions Take the bull by the horns ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2016, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2914 "2016-10-02T21:08:33Z")
> [@Bumbershoot](#): > > Make the most of the changing conditions > Don’t have any dumb suspicions > Take the bull by the horns be glad you weren’t born ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2016, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2915 "2016-10-02T23:10:06Z")
Make the most of the changing conditions Don’t have any dumb suspicions Take the bull by the horns Be glad you weren’t born En garde for loose emissions. She was sun-lit, ready to say ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2016, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2916 "2016-10-03T02:02:06Z")
\*I posted twice wrongly. Sorry. This limerick is not finished yet after " so glad you weren’t born" /I] ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2016, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2917 "2016-10-03T06:26:58Z")
\*I posted twice wrongly. Sorry. This limerick is not finished yet after " so glad you weren’t born" /I] \*\*\*The simple rules of the game, regarding ‘sequence’ have only two preclusions; - The writer of the first line cannot write the last, and - A contributor cannot offer two consecutive lines. Obviously, this means that anyone can, if they wish, contribute two lines per limerick, but never three or more. The last line, above, is legitimate so feel free to continue.\*\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2016, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2918 "2016-10-03T13:16:11Z")
She was sun-lit, ready to say “Let’s have sex, then I’ll be on my way.” ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2016, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2919 "2016-10-03T13:25:06Z")
She was sun-lit, ready to say “Let’s have sex, then I’ll be on my way.” That sprouted my wood ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2016, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2920 "2016-10-03T14:09:52Z")
She was sun-lit, ready to say “Let’s have sex, then I’ll be on my way.” That sprouted my wood And while that’s all good ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2016, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2921 "2016-10-03T14:51:14Z")
She was sun-lit, ready to say “Let’s have sex, then I’ll be on my way.” That sprouted my wood And while that’s all good What she actually said was, “Pay to play?” “I’m short of gelt,” I said with a sigh ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2016, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2922 "2016-10-03T15:23:45Z")
“I’m short of gelt,” I said with a sigh She said “Pay or I’ll put out your eye.” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2016, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2923 "2016-10-03T16:11:40Z")
“I’m short of gelt,” I said with a sigh She said “Pay or I’ll put out your eye.” Yet all things considering ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2016, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2924 "2016-10-03T16:23:40Z")
“I’m short of gelt,” I said with a sigh She said “Pay or I’ll put out your eye.” Yet all things considering so long as she’s delivering ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2016, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2925 "2016-10-03T17:05:41Z")
“I’m short of gelt,” I said with a sigh She said “Pay or I’ll put out your eye.” Yet all things considering so long as she’s delivering I accept delivery, then say “good-bye.” * * * I did not give the waiter a tip. ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2016, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2926 "2016-10-03T17:16:56Z")
I did not give the waiter a tip. His thumb’s in my artichoke dip. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2016, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2927 "2016-10-03T17:32:58Z")
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