# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 147
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2016, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2928 "2016-10-03T18:03:06Z")
I did not give the waiter a tip. His thumb’s in my artichoke dip. But more horrible than that Was the place that he shat ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2016, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2929 "2016-10-03T19:08:56Z")
I did not give the waiter a tip. His thumb’s in my artichoke dip. But more horrible than that Was the place that he shat Left us void of any fellowship. Paul played third base in Oakland ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2016, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2930 "2016-10-03T19:54:37Z")
Paul played third base in Oakland And he also played bass in a band ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2016, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2931 "2016-10-03T19:59:31Z")
Paul played third base in Oakland And he also played bass in a band When he sang playing ball ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2016, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2932 "2016-10-04T01:31:08Z")
Paul played third base in Oakland And he also played bass in a band When he sang playing ball He would let the ball fall ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2016, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2933 "2016-10-04T02:53:23Z")
Paul played third base in Oakland And he also played bass in a band When he sang playing ball He would let the ball fall And tell his teammates to go pound sand. Porky Pig, Elmer, and Bugs ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2016, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2934 "2016-10-04T03:15:58Z")
Porky Pig, Elmer, and Bugs Had quite a game of tugs. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2016, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2935 "2016-10-04T13:07:06Z")
Porky Pig, Elmer, and Bugs Had quite a game of tugs. Now they’ve all missing legs. ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2016, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2936 "2016-10-04T13:55:45Z")
Porky Pig, Elmer, and Bugs Had quite a game of tugs. Now they’ve all missing legs. (Which are tasty with eggs) ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2016, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2937 "2016-10-04T22:59:33Z")
Porky Pig, Elmer, and Bugs Had quite a game of tugs. Now they’ve all missing legs. (Which are tasty with eggs) Happy as psychedelic drugs. Alice Lovely had a ranch. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2016, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2938 "2016-10-04T23:46:58Z")
Alice Lovely had a ranch, Along with her poodle named Blanche. ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2016, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2939 "2016-10-05T00:32:54Z")
Alice Lovely had a ranch, Along with her poodle named Blanche. Men would come night and day ---
**Author:** ![Jesta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Jesta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jesta)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2016, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2940 "2016-10-05T08:02:38Z")
Alice Lovely had a ranch, Along with her poodle named Blanche. Men would come night and day But not for very long they’d stay ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2016, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2941 "2016-10-06T01:15:47Z")
Alice Lovely had a ranch, Along with her poodle named Blanche. Men would come night and day But not for very long they’d stay At her Palace of Horizontal Dance * * * “You are under arrest” the cop said ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2016, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2942 "2016-10-06T01:40:51Z")
“You are under arrest” the cop said “For committing a crime in your bed” ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2016, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2943 "2016-10-06T04:20:28Z")
“You are under arrest” the cop said “For committing a crime in your bed” “Take heed, you young louse.” ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2016, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2944 "2016-10-06T12:26:14Z")
“You are under arrest” the cop said “For committing a crime in your bed” “Take heed, you young louse.” “And you had better not grouse.” ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2016, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2945 "2016-10-06T22:50:14Z")
“You are under arrest” the cop said “For committing a crime in your bed” “Take heed, you young louse.” “And you had better not grouse.” “Watch what happens after you give head.” John Ignatius had the kindest heart ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2946 "2016-10-07T01:17:24Z")
John Ignatius had the kindest heart. He excelled at making abstract art ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2947 "2016-10-07T09:12:29Z")
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