# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 148
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2948 "2016-10-07T12:32:41Z")
John Ignatius had the kindest heart. He excelled at making abstract art. When some asked “What is it?” He said “Gaze just a bit” ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2949 "2016-10-07T12:48:40Z")
John Ignatius had the kindest heart. He excelled at making abstract art. When some asked “What is it?” He said “Gaze just a bit” “With crossed eyes to see a magic part” There once was a hooker named Belle ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2950 "2016-10-07T13:56:27Z")
There once was a hooker named Belle Who serviced unusual clientele ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2951 "2016-10-07T15:03:45Z")
There once was a hooker named Belle Who serviced unusual clientele She’d dress up like a fish ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2952 "2016-10-07T16:19:23Z")
There once was a hooker named Belle Who serviced unusual clientele She’d dress up like a fish Then grant her john’s wish ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2953 "2016-10-07T16:28:00Z")
There once was a hooker named Belle Who serviced unusual clientele She’d dress up like a fish Then grant her john’s wish To have sex with a trout! What the hell… There once was a man from Blawnox ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2954 "2016-10-07T17:03:15Z")
There once was a man from Blawnox Who through crossbreeding made a prawn-ox ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2955 "2016-10-07T17:46:12Z")
There once was a man from Blawnox Who through crossbreeding made a prawn-ox Though it’s size was impressive ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2956 "2016-10-07T18:15:46Z")
There once was a man from Blawnox Who through crossbreeding made a prawn-ox Though it’s size was impressive Intellect it had less of ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2957 "2016-10-07T22:17:19Z")
There once was a man from Blawnox Who through crossbreeding made a prawn-ox Though it’s size was impressive Intellect it had less of But it was quite unorthodox. Xavier Simple had a dimple. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2016, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2958 "2016-10-07T22:36:37Z")
Xavier Simple had a dimple That some days looked more like a pimple ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2016, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2959 "2016-10-08T04:00:03Z")
Xavier Simple had a dimple That some days looked more like a pimple On the tip of his nose ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2016, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2960 "2016-10-08T04:30:11Z")
Xavier Simple had a dimple That some days looked more like a pimple On the tip of his nose And red as a rose ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2016, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2961 "2016-10-08T14:58:52Z")
Xavier Simple had a dimple That some days looked more like a pimple On the tip of his nose And red as a rose To distract from it, he wore a wimple. * * * I’ve decided to give up being a nun ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2016, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2962 "2016-10-08T15:05:09Z")
I’ve decided to give up being a nun, I’ve kicked the habit and run. ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2016, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2963 "2016-10-08T22:17:55Z")
I’ve decided to give up being a nun, I’ve kicked the habit and run To the land of bright sun ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2016, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2964 "2016-10-09T01:15:34Z")
I’ve decided to give up being a nun, I’ve kicked the habit and run To the land of bright sun (If you’ll pardon the pun) ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2016, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2965 "2016-10-09T04:40:42Z")
I’ve decided to give up being a nun, I’ve kicked the habit and run To the land of bright sun (If you’ll pardon the pun) I hope you’ll forgive me everyone. Winny came from West Coat Ranch, ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2966 "2016-10-12T00:56:42Z")
Winny came from West Coat Ranch, Yearning for the executive branch ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2967 "2016-10-12T01:02:24Z")
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