# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 149
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2968 "2016-10-12T02:14:21Z")
Winny came from West Coat Ranch, Yearning for the executive branch she was very determined To be wined and dined and ermined ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2969 "2016-10-12T13:36:28Z")
## Winny came from West Coat Ranch, Yearning for the executive branch she was very determined To be wined and dined and ermined Too bad she died in an avalanche. I just spotted a clown in the woods. ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2970 "2016-10-12T14:17:27Z")
I just spotted a clown in the woods. With a basket of obscene baked goods ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2971 "2016-10-12T14:19:15Z")
I just spotted a clown in the woods. With a basket of obscene baked goods It makes me so jealous ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2972 "2016-10-12T17:44:29Z")
I just spotted a clown in the woods. With a basket of obscene baked goods It makes me so jealous When he climbed up my trellis ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2973 "2016-10-12T19:49:25Z")
I just spotted a clown in the woods. With a basket of obscene baked goods It makes me so jealous When he climbed up my trellis And left Dick Cakes in my neighborhood. * * * I turned left at Albuquerque ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2974 "2016-10-12T19:55:31Z")
Delete this one. I’m second ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2975 "2016-10-12T19:57:58Z")
I turned left at Albuquerque Knowing nothing of taxidermy. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2976 "2016-10-12T19:58:59Z")
I turned left at Albuquerque To buy some more venison jerky ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2977 "2016-10-12T23:24:03Z")
_Since Cardigan and I were within a minute of each others’ post, and to avoid confusion, why not go with Cardigan’s post. I am herewith deleting mine._. ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2016, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2978 "2016-10-13T05:25:24Z")
I turned left at Albuquerque To buy some more venison jerky It seemed so enticing ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2016, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2979 "2016-10-13T11:42:24Z")
I turned left at Albuquerque To buy some more venison jerky It seemed so enticing Like sweet cakes with icing ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2016, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2980 "2016-10-13T14:52:18Z")
I turned left at Albuquerque To buy some more venison jerky It seemed so enticing Like sweet cakes with icing An analogy that strikes some as murky I remember the back seat of my Chevy ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2016, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2981 "2016-10-13T15:04:26Z")
I remember the back seat of my Chevy How I had many chicks there, a bevy ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2016, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2982 "2016-10-13T21:42:20Z")
I remember the back seat of my Chevy How I had many chicks there, a bevy I never drew the line ---
**Author:** ![Jesta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Jesta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jesta)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2016, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2983 "2016-10-14T09:40:23Z")
I remember the back seat of my Chevy How I had many chicks there, a bevy I never drew the line Some were not so fine ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2016, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2984 "2016-10-15T01:04:03Z")
I remember the back seat of my Chevy How I had many chicks there, a bevy I never drew the line Some were not so fine Plain or cute, tall or short, thin or heavy. I once knew a girl named Lucille ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2016, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2985 "2016-10-15T04:36:43Z")
I once knew a girl named Lucille Who would give out a particular squeal ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2016, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2986 "2016-10-15T11:27:15Z")
I once knew a girl named Lucille Who would give out a particular squeal Whenever she boffed ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2016, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2987 "2016-10-15T12:15:12Z")
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