# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/282 "2015-02-20T14:52:15Z")
A thirsty lad went to a bar, And ordered a beer and cigar. "First show me your cash. You might drink and dash Said the lad “Uh, my wallet’s in the car” Two spies while eyeing each other ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/283 "2015-02-20T14:56:36Z")
Two spies while eyeing each other Thought "Espionage is a mother. ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/284 "2015-02-20T20:03:45Z")
Two spies while eyeing each other Thought "Espionage is a mother. It’s hard to decide ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/285 "2015-02-20T21:51:27Z")
Two spies while eyeing each other Thought "Espionage is a mother. It’s hard to decide If it’s true homicide ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/286 "2015-02-20T22:22:51Z")
Two spies while eyeing each other Thought "Espionage is a mother. It’s hard to decide If it’s true homicide While “accidentally” killing each other. While looking though his telescope, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/287 "2015-02-20T22:23:45Z")
nm. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/288 "2015-02-20T22:25:57Z")
While looking though his telescope, Galileo exclaimed “I’m a dope!” ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/289 "2015-02-20T22:26:27Z")
nm. This thing has suddenly become popular! ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/290 "2015-02-20T22:51:13Z")
While looking though his telescope, Galileo exclaimed "I’m a dope! 'Cos, strange as it seems ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/291 "2015-02-21T01:02:33Z")
While looking though his telescope, Galileo exclaimed "I’m a dope! 'Cos, strange as it seems When I look through the screens ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/292 "2015-02-21T01:06:54Z")
While looking though his telescope, Galileo exclaimed "I’m a dope! 'Cos, strange as it seems When I look through the screens I see someone undressing the Pope. A strange fat-boy from Korea ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2015, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/293 "2015-02-22T15:20:06Z")
A strange fat-boy from Korea Once courted a lass named Maria ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2015, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/294 "2015-02-22T19:33:38Z")
A strange fat-boy from Korea Once courted a lass named Maria. And hard as he tried ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2015, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/295 "2015-02-22T20:40:01Z")
A strange fat-boy from Korea Once courted a lass named Maria. And hard as he tried Her hand he never tied ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2015, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/296 "2015-02-22T21:42:39Z")
A strange fat-boy from Korea Once courted a lass named Maria. And hard as he tried Her hand he never tied But successfully bound up her rear. A dame who was dripping with jewels ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/297 "2015-02-23T00:06:25Z")
A dame who was dripping with jewels Fell in love with a man who owned mules ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/298 "2015-02-23T01:29:53Z")
A dame who was dripping with jewels Fell in love with a man who owned mules But they were his passion ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/299 "2015-02-23T02:31:13Z")
A dame who was dripping with jewels Fell in love with a man who owned mules But they were his passion So her jewels she did cash in ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/300 "2015-02-23T04:40:11Z")
A dame who was dripping with jewels Fell in love with a man who owned mules But they were his passion So her jewels she did cash in, Because money is soon parted from fools. I once met a bear in the woods ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/301 "2015-02-23T15:24:30Z")
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