# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 150
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2016, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2988 "2016-10-15T15:01:27Z")
I once knew a girl named Lucille Who would give out a particular squeal Whenever she boffed A dwarf in a loft She came with an unbridled zeal The couple next door is quite loud ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2016, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2989 "2016-10-15T15:06:18Z")
The couple next door is quite loud Whenever they talk on their Cloud ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2016, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2990 "2016-10-15T16:18:11Z")
The couple next door is quite loud Whenever they talk on their Cloud And if you think that’s bad ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2016, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2991 "2016-10-15T21:39:29Z")
The couple next door is quite loud Whenever they talk on their Cloud And if you think that’s bad I can tell you a real egad! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2016, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2992 "2016-10-16T07:44:54Z")
The couple next door is quite loud Whenever they talk on their Cloud And if you think that’s bad I can tell you a real egad! But I need words that aren’t allowed. My father-in-law is a pig. ---
**Author:** ![Jesta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Jesta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jesta)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2016, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2993 "2016-10-16T13:23:28Z")
My father-in-law is a pig Looks like a freak, wearing that wig ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2016, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2994 "2016-10-16T13:53:52Z")
My father-in-law is a pig. Looks like a freak, wearing that wig. His ties sear the eyes ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2016, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2995 "2016-10-16T15:10:24Z")
My father-in-law is a pig. Looks like a freak, wearing that wig. His ties sear the eyes Which are bigger than pies ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2016, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2996 "2016-10-16T15:16:15Z")
My father-in-law is a pig. Looks like a freak, wearing that wig. His ties sear the eyes Which are bigger than pies And he yodels while dancing a jig Two girls and man made a deal ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2016, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2997 "2016-10-16T20:45:26Z")
Two girls and man made a deal For 500 each and a meal ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2016, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2998 "2016-10-16T22:44:06Z")
Two girls and man made a deal For 500 each and a meal They pawed in their pants ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2016, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/2999 "2016-10-17T13:16:40Z")
Two girls and man made a deal For 500 each and a meal They pawed in their pants Then did a lewd dance. ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2016, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3000 "2016-10-17T14:52:43Z")
Two girls and man made a deal For 500 each and a meal They pawed in their pants Then did a lewd dance. & played a tune on his big glockenspiel. I took a day off from my work ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2016, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3001 "2016-10-17T15:39:57Z")
I took a day off from my work Because my old boss is a jerk. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2016, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3002 "2016-10-17T17:44:21Z")
took a day off from my work Because my old boss is a jerk. Instead I went to the beach ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2016, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3003 "2016-10-17T20:04:02Z")
took a day off from my work Because my old boss is a jerk. Instead I went to the beach Troubled, I wrote this speech- ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2016, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3004 "2016-10-17T20:25:00Z")
took a day off from my work Because my old boss is a jerk. Instead I went to the beach Troubled, I wrote this speech- “You moron, you drive me berserk!” A wizard, a mime and a jester ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2016, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3005 "2016-10-17T21:30:02Z")
A wizard, a mime and a jester Walked into a bar to pester ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2016, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3006 "2016-10-17T22:11:37Z")
A wizard, a mime and a jester Walked into a bar to pester The girl with the pearl ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2016, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3007 "2016-10-17T23:21:23Z")
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