# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 151
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2016, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3008 "2016-10-18T13:13:46Z")
A wizard, a mime and a jester Walked into a bar to pester The girl with the pearl Which caused her to hurl And make a very rude gesture. * * * Don’t flip me off with your finger. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2016, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3009 "2016-10-18T13:15:46Z")
Don’t flip me off with your finger For if you do I shall not linger ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2016, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3010 "2016-10-18T22:03:59Z")
Don’t flip me off with your finger For if you do I shall not linger I have one hot pepper ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2016, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3011 "2016-10-18T22:37:16Z")
Don’t flip me off with your finger For if you do I shall not linger I have one hot pepper That I rubbed on a leper ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2016, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3012 "2016-10-19T21:48:25Z")
Don’t flip me off with your finger For if you do I shall not linger I have one hot pepper That I rubbed on a leper With one pop, it was a stinger. Big Albert Foo had a job in Rue ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2016, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3013 "2016-10-19T23:47:21Z")
Big Albert Foo had a job in Rue, Cleaning the communal loo. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2016, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3014 "2016-10-20T01:39:47Z")
Big Albert Foo had a job in Rue, Cleaning the communal loo. But his fingers got sticky ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2016, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3015 "2016-10-20T13:17:13Z")
ig Albert Foo had a job in Rue, Cleaning the communal loo. But his fingers got sticky And he contaminated his dicky. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2016, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3016 "2016-10-20T14:38:14Z")
Big Albert Foo had a job in Rue, Cleaning the communal loo. But his fingers got sticky And he contaminated his dicky. Now he needs a shot for his crotch goo I’m worried about this election ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2016, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3017 "2016-10-20T14:44:45Z")
I’m worried about this election That some guy with an orange complexion ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2016, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3018 "2016-10-20T15:16:05Z")
I’m worried about this election That some guy with an orange complexion Will say when he loses ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2016, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3019 "2016-10-20T16:23:25Z")
I’m worried about this election That some guy with an orange complexion Will say when he loses "The blacks and the Jewses ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2016, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3020 "2016-10-20T23:32:28Z")
I’m worried about this election That some guy with an orange complexion Will say when he loses "The blacks and the Jewses Will be fired in his selection. Irma Werner had this sparrow. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2016, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3021 "2016-10-20T23:54:58Z")
Irma Werner had this sparrow, Who could push a small wheelbarrow ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3022 "2016-10-21T01:35:45Z")
Irma Werner had this sparrow, Who could push a small wheelbarrow. But one day its beak got stuck ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3023 "2016-10-21T01:56:43Z")
Irma Werner had this sparrow, Who could push a small wheelbarrow. But one day its beak got stuck In the grill of a truck ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3024 "2016-10-21T13:10:20Z")
## Irma Werner had this sparrow, Who could push a small wheelbarrow. But one day its beak got stuck In the grill of a truck For the lawsuit it hire Clarence Darrow. I’ve just seen the hit show Hamilton ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3025 "2016-10-21T16:58:53Z")
I’ve just seen the hit show Hamilton And I don’t want to sound like a simpleton ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3026 "2016-10-21T18:33:13Z")
I’ve just seen the hit show Hamilton And I don’t want to sound like a simpleton But I’ve always thought that rap ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3027 "2016-10-21T20:27:00Z")
I’ve just seen the hit show Hamilton And I don’t want to sound like a simpleton But I’ve always thought that rap About Burr popping a cap [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=150) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=152)