# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 152
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2016, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3028 "2016-10-21T21:19:19Z")
I’ve just seen the hit show Hamilton And I don’t want to sound like a simpleton But I’ve always thought that rap About Burr popping a cap was a play on his lanolin. Jane Gray had a dimple, in her chin ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2016, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3029 "2016-10-23T00:17:51Z")
I’ve just seen the hit show Hamilton And I don’t want to sound like a simpleton But I’ve always thought that rap About Burr popping a cap was a play on his lanolin. Jane Gray had a thin chin ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2016, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3030 "2016-10-23T00:30:23Z")
Jane Gray had a thin chin, Which assisted her sipping of gin. ---
**Author:** ![Jesta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Jesta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jesta)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2016, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3031 "2016-10-23T14:08:18Z")
Jane Gray had a thin chin, Which assisted her sipping of gin. It would help support the glass ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2016, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3032 "2016-10-23T19:23:15Z")
Jane Gray had a thin chin, Which assisted her sipping of gin. It would help support the glass Til she fell on her ass ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2016, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3033 "2016-10-23T23:49:00Z")
Jane Gray had a thin chin, Which assisted her sipping of gin. It would help support the glass Til she fell on her ass That boozy broad caused quite a din A good bloke was Sergeant John Lorde ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2016, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3034 "2016-10-24T00:17:39Z")
A good bloke was Sergeant John Lorde But his nose was shaped like a gourd ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2016, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3035 "2016-10-24T00:59:18Z")
A good bloke was Sergeant John Lorde, But his nose was shaped like a gourd. It hung over his lip ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2016, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3036 "2016-10-24T04:04:08Z")
A good bloke was Sergeant John Lorde, But his nose was shaped like a gourd. It hung over his lip Like a substantial hip ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2016, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3037 "2016-10-24T13:35:38Z")
A good bloke was Sergeant John Lorde, But his nose was shaped like a gourd. It hung over his lip Like a substantial hip He’d chew on it when he got bored. * * * Will this be the year for the Cubbies? ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2016, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3038 "2016-10-24T16:27:19Z")
Will this be the year for the Cubbies? Or will Cleveland reduce them to nubbies? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2016, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3039 "2016-10-24T16:55:47Z")
Will this be the year for the Cubbies? Or will Cleveland reduce them to nubbies? My money’s on the Tribe ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2016, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3040 "2016-10-24T17:01:36Z")
Will this be the year for the Cubbies? Or will Cleveland reduce them to nubbies? My money’s on the Tribe Losing as I imbibe ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2016, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3041 "2016-10-24T22:19:07Z")
Will this be the year for the Cubbies? Or will Cleveland reduce them to nubbies? My money’s on the Tribe Losing as I imbibe and give me to my Hubby. Dr. Albert Flack was a wack ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2016, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3042 "2016-10-24T23:44:52Z")
Dr. Albert Flack was a wack There are some who call him a quack ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2016, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3043 "2016-10-25T00:45:15Z")
Dr. Albert Flack was a wack. There are some who call him a quack. Sold water that’s magic ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2016, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3044 "2016-10-25T03:44:53Z")
Dr. Albert Flack was a wack. There are some who call him a quack. Sold water that’s magic Till it turned quite tragic ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2016, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3045 "2016-10-25T13:52:27Z")
Dr. Albert Flack was a wack. There are some who call him a quack. Sold water that’s magic Till it turned quite tragic The AMA told him “Hit The Road, Jack.” I once knew a zebra called Zack. ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2016, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3046 "2016-10-25T14:08:32Z")
I once knew a zebra called Zack. Who was missing the stripes on his back. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2016, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3047 "2016-10-25T14:12:07Z")
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