# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 153
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2016, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3048 "2016-10-25T14:21:02Z")
I once knew a zebra called Zack. Who was missing the stripes on his back. So he went to the store Of tattoo artist Lenore ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2016, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3049 "2016-10-25T14:41:57Z")
I once knew a zebra called Zack. Who was missing the stripes on his back. So he went to the store Of tattoo artist Lenore Now he’s covered with quotes from Balzac There was a young lady from York ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2016, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3050 "2016-10-25T16:52:52Z")
There was a young lady from York Whose vagina was sealed with a cork ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2016, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3051 "2016-10-25T17:56:14Z")
There was a young lady from York Whose vagina was sealed with a cork. But one day it popped ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2016, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3052 "2016-10-25T19:49:15Z")
There was a young lady from York Whose vagina was sealed with a cork. But one day it popped When her petticoat dropped ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2016, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3053 "2016-10-25T19:51:45Z")
## There was a young lady from York Whose vagina was sealed with a cork. But one day it popped When her petticoat dropped While she was chasing Mork from Ork. My Halloween costume’s bizarre. ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2016, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3054 "2016-10-25T19:59:46Z")
There was a young lady from York Whose vagina was sealed with a cork. But one day it popped When her petticoat dropped And a young man shoved in his dork “Eureka!” she shouted with glee ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2016, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3055 "2016-10-26T01:26:31Z")
“Eureka!” she shouted with glee She dug deep in her fantasy. ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2016, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3056 "2016-10-26T13:12:29Z")
Dang, I didn’t notice you beat me to the last line of the previous one, Annie. I guess we can have two going or skip mine til later. I’ll post both anyway. My Halloween costume’s bizarre. I’ll be dressed as a great showbiz star “Eureka!” she shouted with glee She dug deep in her fantasy. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2016, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3057 "2016-10-26T15:42:09Z")
My Halloween costume’s bizarre. I’ll be dressed as a great showbiz star But not one you’d recognize “Eureka!” she shouted with glee She dug deep in her fantasy. It’d been nearly two hours ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2016, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3058 "2016-10-26T16:24:56Z")
My Halloween costume’s bizarre. I’ll be dressed as a great showbiz star But not one you’d recognize With googly eyes “Eureka!” she shouted with glee She dug deep in her fantasy. It’d been nearly two hours And three golden showers ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2016, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3059 "2016-10-26T17:26:28Z")
My Halloween costume’s bizarre. I’ll be dressed as a great showbiz star But not one you’d recognize With googly eyes or look frog-like (when seen from afar) “Eureka!” she shouted with glee She dug deep in her fantasy. It’d been nearly two hours And three golden showers When she realized she was lying in pee Just take one more hit off that bong ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2016, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3060 "2016-10-26T17:27:17Z")
Just take one more hit off that bong And remember that wonderful song ---
**Author:** ![Jesta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Jesta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jesta)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2016, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3061 "2016-10-27T11:16:44Z")
Just take one more hit off that bong And remember that wonderful song I think it goes something like this ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2016, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3062 "2016-10-27T12:16:43Z")
Just take one more hit off that bong And remember that wonderful song I think it goes something like this S’cuse me while the sky I kiss ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2016, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3063 "2016-10-27T14:40:20Z")
Just take one more hit off that bong And remember that wonderful song I think it goes something like this S’cuse me while the sky I kiss But then again I could be wrong There once was sailor named Bill ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2016, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3064 "2016-10-27T14:57:52Z")
There once was sailor named Bill Who’d completely had his fill ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2016, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3065 "2016-10-27T15:05:20Z")
There once was sailor named Bill Who’d completely had his fill Of bouncing on the waves ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2016, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3066 "2016-10-27T15:10:12Z")
There once was a sailor named Bill Who’d completely had his fill Of bouncing on the waves O’er the watery graves ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2016, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3067 "2016-10-27T22:29:58Z")
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