# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 154
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2016, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3068 "2016-10-28T10:47:53Z")
Fred Philly had a rakish way Of wearing a condom all day ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2016, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3069 "2016-10-28T12:24:12Z")
Fred Philly had a rakish way Of wearing a condom all day The convenience was great ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2016, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3070 "2016-10-28T13:34:30Z")
Fred Philly had a rakish way Of wearing a condom all day The convenience was great But by a strange twist of fate ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2016, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3071 "2016-10-28T14:25:14Z")
Fred Philly had a rakish way Of wearing a condom all day The convenience was great But by a strange twist of fate Fred’s willy rotted and fell away There once was a man from Wrigleyville ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2016, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3072 "2016-10-28T15:08:39Z")
There once was a man from Wrigleyville Who thought short made love better than bigly will ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2016, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3073 "2016-10-28T17:17:20Z")
There once was a man from Wrigleyville Who thought short made love better than bigly will He could do it for hours ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2016, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3074 "2016-10-28T19:35:12Z")
There once was a man from Wrigleyville Who thought short made love better than bigly will He could do it for hours With amazing powers ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2016, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3075 "2016-10-28T19:48:25Z")
There once was a man from Wrigleyville Who thought short made love better than bigly will He could do it for hours With amazing powers And he kept them in a thrill. Anna was looking for her lover ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2016, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3076 "2016-10-29T15:50:07Z")
Anna was looking for her lover A man who resembled Danny Glover ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2016, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3077 "2016-10-29T17:01:58Z")
Anna was looking for her lover A man who resembled Danny Glover When she found him, alas, ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2016, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3078 "2016-10-29T17:03:13Z")
Anna was looking for her lover A man who resembled Danny Glover When she found him, alas, He’d already wed Hugh Jass ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2016, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3079 "2016-10-29T22:44:28Z")
Anna was looking for her lover A man who resembled Danny Glover When she found him, alas, He’d already wed Hugh Jass He turned out to be quite a shover. Dora Doe came from Baton Rouge ---
**Author:** ![CoastalMaineiac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e8c25b/32.png) [@CoastalMaineiac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CoastalMaineiac)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2016, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3080 "2016-10-29T23:01:34Z")
Dora Doe came from Baton Rouge With her brother who was quite a stooge ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2016, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3081 "2016-10-29T23:55:26Z")
Dora Doe came from Baton Rouge With her brother who was quite a stooge They went on Straight Dope ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2016, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3082 "2016-10-30T02:58:52Z")
Dora Doe came from old Baton Rouge With her brother who was quite a stooge They went on the Straight Dope But couldn’t quite cope ---
**Author:** ![CoastalMaineiac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e8c25b/32.png) [@CoastalMaineiac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CoastalMaineiac)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2016, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3083 "2016-10-30T17:49:55Z")
Dora Doe came from old Baton Rouge With her brother who was quite a stooge They went on the Straight Dope But couldn’t quite cope Since we saw right through their subterfuge … Mr. Wicket with his rectum prehensile ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2016, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3084 "2016-10-30T17:53:08Z")
Mr. Wicket with his rectum prehensile Which he wields like a kitchen utensil ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2016, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3085 "2016-10-30T18:33:19Z")
Mr. Wicket with his rectum prehensile Which he wields like a kitchen utensil. He can open a jar ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2016, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3086 "2016-10-30T19:16:45Z")
Mr. Wicket with his rectum prehensile Which he wields like a kitchen utensil. He can open a jar Or the door of his car ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2016, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3087 "2016-10-30T22:30:59Z")
Mr. Wicket with his rectum prehensile Which he wields like a kitchen utensil. He can open a jar Or the door of his car Or sharpen the point of a pencil. Old Scrooge went Trick or Treating [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=153) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=155)