# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 155
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2016, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3088 "2016-10-30T22:32:25Z")
Mr. Wicket with his rectum prehensile Which he wields like a kitchen utensil. He can open a jar Or the door of his car With his vast sexual potential. Henry Berger was a lurker ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2016, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3089 "2016-10-31T04:53:29Z")
**CoastalMaineiac** : brilliant! ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2016, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3090 "2016-10-31T15:51:17Z")
Old Scrooge went Trick or Treating But his costume was self-defeating ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2016, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3091 "2016-10-31T16:46:34Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > Mr. Wicket with his rectum prehensile > Which he wields like a kitchen utensil. > He can open a jar > Or the door of his car > Or sharpen the point of a pencil. Good show, old man! Old Scrooge went Trick or Treating But his costume was self-defeating He angered the moms ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2016, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3092 "2016-10-31T17:36:48Z")
Old Scrooge went Trick or Treating But his costume was self-defeating He angered the moms With the hair on his palms ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2016, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3093 "2016-10-31T17:40:27Z")
Old Scrooge went Trick or Treating But his costume was self-defeating He angered the moms With the hair on his palms (The result of his incessant self-beating) I will not eat bagels with lox ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2016, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3094 "2016-10-31T19:39:10Z")
I will not eat bagels with lox When I do I break out in a pox ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2016, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3095 "2016-10-31T19:43:46Z")
I will not eat bagels with lox When I do I break out in a pox On further inspection ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2016, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3096 "2016-10-31T20:46:48Z")
I will not eat bagels with lox When I do I break out in a pox On further inspection It’s a viral infection ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2016, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3097 "2016-10-31T20:59:36Z")
I will not eat bagels with lox When I do I break out in a pox On further inspection It’s a viral infection I caught touring Appomattox. Faye’s quim was said to be divine, ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2016, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3098 "2016-10-31T21:07:48Z")
Faye’s quim was said to be divine, By the Cleveland Browns’ offensive line ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3099 "2016-10-31T21:38:17Z")
Faye’s quim was said to be divine, By the Cleveland Browns’ offensive line But by the third down, ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2016, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3100 "2016-11-01T05:53:19Z")
Faye’s quim was said to be divine, By the Cleveland Browns’ offensive line But by the third down, It made such a sound ---
**Author:** ![Jesta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Jesta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jesta)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2016, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3101 "2016-11-01T09:45:01Z")
Faye’s quim was said to be divine, By the Cleveland Browns’ offensive line But by the third down, It made such a sound you would have sworn it was bovine. Jimmy had forgotten to lock the door, ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2016, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3102 "2016-11-01T12:12:30Z")
Jimmy had forgotten to lock the door, A thing he’d done repeatedly before ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2016, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3103 "2016-11-01T12:59:57Z")
Jimmy had forgotten to lock the door, A thing he’d done repeatedly before So Jane hung a key from his cock ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2016, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3104 "2016-11-01T13:16:26Z")
Jimmy had forgotten to lock the door, A thing he’d done repeatedly before So Jane hung a key from his cock But he put his cock in the lock ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2016, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3105 "2016-11-01T13:35:18Z")
Jimmy had forgotten to lock the door, A thing he’d done repeatedly before So Jane hung a key from his cock But he put his cock in the lock When the door flung open his member tore The most wonderful thing about Frito Lays ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2016, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3106 "2016-11-01T13:41:17Z")
The most wonderful thing about Frito Lays Is that you can live on them for days. ---
**Author:** ![CoastalMaineiac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e8c25b/32.png) [@CoastalMaineiac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CoastalMaineiac)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2016, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3107 "2016-11-01T21:27:32Z")
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