# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 156
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2016, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3108 "2016-11-01T22:13:47Z")
The most wonderful thing about Frito Lays Is that you can live on them for days. But my friend Sophia Exclaimed “Mama Mia!” ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2016, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3109 "2016-11-02T01:10:56Z")
The most wonderful thing about Frito Lays Is that you can live on them for days. But my friend Sophia Exclaimed “Mama Mia!” “Ooh la la, what a display.” Frau Nip had quite a tuck ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2016, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3110 "2016-11-02T19:59:24Z")
Frau Nip had quite a tuck But, unfortunately, also bad luck ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2016, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3111 "2016-11-02T20:05:05Z")
Frau Nip had quite a tuck But, unfortunately, also bad luck When the surgeon’s incision ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2016, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3112 "2016-11-02T20:12:00Z")
Frau Nip had quite a tuck But, unfortunately, also bad luck When the surgeon’s incision Lacked the precision ---
**Author:** ![CoastalMaineiac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e8c25b/32.png) [@CoastalMaineiac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CoastalMaineiac)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2016, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3113 "2016-11-02T20:31:43Z")
Frau Nip had quite a tuck But, unfortunately, also bad luck When the surgeon’s incision Lacked the precision So he lowered her bill by a buck The president had a day of diarrhea ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2016, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3114 "2016-11-02T21:08:16Z")
The president had a day of diarrhea Said the veep when he heard, “Sucks to be ya!” ---
**Author:** ![Jesta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Jesta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jesta)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2016, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3115 "2016-11-03T08:05:22Z")
The president had a day of diarrhea Said the veep when he heard, “Sucks to be ya!” But then he got out the presidential bucket ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2016, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3116 "2016-11-04T05:01:40Z")
The president had a day of diarrhea Said the veep when he heard, “Sucks to be ya!” But then he got out the presidential bucket And cried “take that or chuck it.” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2016, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3117 "2016-11-04T13:18:50Z")
The president had a day of diarrhea Said the veep when he heard, “Sucks to be ya!” But then he got out the presidential bucket And cried “take that or chuck it.” And good luck in your future career! The World Series was won by the Cubbies? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2016, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3118 "2016-11-04T16:39:04Z")
The World Series was won by the Cubbies? Next, prime-time drama by the Teletubbies. ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2016, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3119 "2016-11-04T17:35:00Z")
The World Series was won by the Cubbies? Next, prime-time drama by the Teletubbies. Tinky Winky and Po ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2016, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3120 "2016-11-04T17:48:11Z")
The World Series was won by the Cubbies? Next, prime-time drama by the Teletubbies. Tinky Winky and Po (Are there any mo’?) ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2016, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3121 "2016-11-04T17:56:39Z")
The World Series was won by the Cubbies? Next, prime-time drama by the Teletubbies. Tinky Winky and Po (Are there any mo’?) I don’t know, so go ask your hubbies Siracha, jalapenos, and cayenne ---
**Author:** ![CoastalMaineiac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e8c25b/32.png) [@CoastalMaineiac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CoastalMaineiac)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2016, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3122 "2016-11-05T17:58:33Z")
Sriracha, jalapeños, and cayenne, Little Susie shall never mix again ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2016, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3123 "2016-11-05T18:02:18Z")
Sriracha, jalapeños, and cayenne, Little Susie shall never mix again The mixture gave her hot flashes ---
**Author:** ![CoastalMaineiac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e8c25b/32.png) [@CoastalMaineiac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CoastalMaineiac)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2016, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3124 "2016-11-05T18:06:09Z")
Sriracha, jalapeños, and cayenne, Little Susie shall never mix again The mixture gave her hot flashes And turned her insides to ashes ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2016, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3125 "2016-11-05T18:20:15Z")
Sriracha, jalapeños, and cayenne, Little Susie shall never mix again The mixture gave her hot flashes And turned her insides to ashes Causing a fire in her playpen. * * * What shall we eat for Thanksgiving? ---
**Author:** ![Jesta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Jesta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jesta)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2016, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3126 "2016-11-05T20:37:44Z")
What shall we eat for Thanksgiving? Some bird that’s no longer living? ---
**Author:** ![CoastalMaineiac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e8c25b/32.png) [@CoastalMaineiac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CoastalMaineiac)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2016, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3127 "2016-11-05T21:26:19Z")
What shall we eat for Thanksgiving? Some bird that’s no longer living? PETA suggests Tofurky. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=155) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=157)