# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 157
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2016, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3128 "2016-11-05T21:26:38Z")
What shall we eat for Thanksgiving? Some bird that’s no longer living? PETA suggests Tofurky, or sculpted beef jerky ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3129 "2016-11-07T16:59:59Z")
What shall we eat for Thanksgiving? Some bird that’s no longer living? PETA suggests Tofurky, or sculpted beef jerky These clowns really have to be jiving The new craze is two headed sharks ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3130 "2016-11-07T17:50:50Z")
The new craze is two headed sharks One can find them inside most Jurassic Parks ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2016, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3131 "2016-11-08T14:13:52Z")
The new craze is two headed sharks One can find them inside most Jurassic Parks Since they have no sex organs ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2016, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3132 "2016-11-08T15:23:32Z")
The new craze is two headed sharks One can find them inside most Jurassic Parks Since they have no sex organs But have snake-hair like gorgons ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2016, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3133 "2016-11-09T13:22:49Z")
The new craze is two headed sharks One can find them inside most Jurassic Parks Since they have no sex organs But have snake-hair like gorgons You can be sure they won’t be found on any arks The world is totally screwed ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2016, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3134 "2016-11-09T14:12:24Z")
The world is totally screwed When the President Elect is totally lewd. ---
**Author:** ![Jesta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Jesta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jesta)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2016, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3135 "2016-11-10T07:48:42Z")
The world is totally screwed When the President Elect is totally lewd. Or it could it be a blessing in disguise ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2016, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3136 "2016-11-10T14:34:57Z")
The world is totally screwed When the President Elect is totally lewd. Or it could it be a blessing in disguise Trump will probably not be hitting on guys ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2016, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3137 "2016-11-11T08:49:59Z")
The world is totally screwed When the President Elect is totally lewd. Or it could it be a blessing in disguise Trump will probably not be hitting on guys As he gives the State of the Union in the nude. Da da dum, da da dum, da da dum ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2016, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3138 "2016-11-11T12:18:55Z")
Da da dum, da da dum, da da dum Ba da bum, ba da bum, ba da bum ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2016, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3139 "2016-11-11T13:20:59Z")
Da da dum, da da dum, da da dum Ba da bum, ba da bum, ba da bum Ba dada da dum ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2016, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3140 "2016-11-11T14:30:27Z")
Da da dum, da da dum, da da dum Ba da bum, ba da bum, ba da bum Ba dada da dum Ba da bum ba da bum ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2016, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3141 "2016-11-11T16:24:10Z")
Da da dum, da da dum, da da dum Ba da bum, ba da bum, ba da bum Ba dada da dum Ba da bum ba da bum So let’s all sit around and drink rum! Don’t you hate it when people act crass? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2016, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3142 "2016-11-11T20:14:08Z")
Don’t you hate it when people act crass? Fat in public and scratch their ass? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3143 "2016-11-12T10:18:49Z")
Don’t you hate it when people act crass? Fat in public and scratch their ass? And then there are others ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3144 "2016-11-12T16:46:46Z")
Don’t you hate it when people act crass? Fat in public and scratch their ass? And then there are others Who duck their own mothers ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2016, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3145 "2016-11-13T00:00:04Z")
Don’t you hate it when people act crass? Fat in public and scratch their ass? And then there are others Who duck their own mothers Without a modicum of class. People should use their free speech ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2016, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3146 "2016-11-13T08:59:45Z")
People should use their free speech Even to shout “Impeach!” ---
**Author:** ![Jesta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Jesta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jesta)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2016, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3147 "2016-11-14T11:02:44Z")
People should use their free speech Even to shout “Impeach!” Or maybe just join the masses [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=156) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=158)