# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 158
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2016, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3148 "2016-11-14T14:19:51Z")
People should use their free speech Even to shout “Impeach!” Or maybe just join the masses And raise a toast with their glasses ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2016, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3149 "2016-11-14T14:39:06Z")
People should use their free speech Even to shout “Impeach!” Or maybe just join the masses And raise a toast with their glasses While grabbing a pussy for each Her paper bikini was daring ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2016, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3150 "2016-11-14T14:39:59Z")
Her paper bikini was daring Since a part of it was tearing ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2016, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3151 "2016-11-14T15:06:47Z")
Her paper bikini was daring Since a part of it was tearing And when she dove in ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2016, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3152 "2016-11-14T15:08:51Z")
Her paper bikini was daring Since a part of it was tearing And when she dove in All the guys got a grin ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2016, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3153 "2016-11-14T15:14:00Z")
Her paper bikini was daring Since a part of it was tearing And when she dove in All the guys got a grin At the bare parts that she was sharing. * * * Abraham Lincoln’s ghost is really upset. ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2016, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3154 "2016-11-15T15:18:37Z")
Abraham Lincoln’s ghost is really upset. He said "People, you cannot just let ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2016, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3155 "2016-11-15T16:47:35Z")
Abraham Lincoln’s ghost is really upset. He said "People, you cannot just let Orange vulgarians win ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2016, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3156 "2016-11-16T21:09:05Z")
Abraham Lincoln’s ghost is really upset. He said "People, you cannot just let Orange vulgarians win And newsflash - This just in: ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2016, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3157 "2016-11-16T21:49:36Z")
Abraham Lincoln’s ghost is really upset. He said "People, you cannot just let Orange vulgarians win And newsflash - This just in: You fuckers ain’t seen nothin yet! The day is unseasonably warm ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2016, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3158 "2016-11-16T22:09:23Z")
The day is unseasonably warm And the bees are beginning to swarm. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2016, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3159 "2016-11-16T23:22:02Z")
The day is unseasonably warm And the bees are beginning to swarm. Time to jump in my Hummer ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2016, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3160 "2016-11-17T01:04:20Z")
The day is unseasonably warm And the bees are beginning to swarm. Time to jump in my Hummer The top off, like it’s summer ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2016, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3161 "2016-11-17T03:23:50Z")
The day is unseasonably warm And the bees are beginning to swarm. Time to jump in my Hummer The top off, like it’s summer And hope I don’t meet a rainstorm I’ve been drinking a lot the past week ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2016, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3162 "2016-11-17T03:41:40Z")
The day is unseasonably warm And the bees are beginning to swarm. Time to jump in my Hummer The top off, like it’s summer And hope I don’t meet a rainstorm I’ve been drinking a lot the past week This tension didn’t make me feel chic ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2016, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3163 "2016-11-17T03:41:57Z")
I’ve been drinking a lot the past week Now moderation is what I seek ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2016, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3164 "2016-11-18T02:46:11Z")
I’ve been drinking a lot the past week Now moderation is what I seek One beer and one whiskey ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2016, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3165 "2016-11-18T13:46:08Z")
I’ve been drinking a lot the past week Now moderation is what I seek One beer and one whiskey And I’m feeling frisky ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2016, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3166 "2016-11-18T14:13:47Z")
## I’ve been drinking a lot the past week Now moderation is what I seek One beer and one whiskey And I’m feeling frisky No longer feeling like a geek. I’m drinkiung my way through the holidays. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2016, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3167 "2016-11-18T14:27:49Z")
I’m drinking my way through the holidays, From turkey to boughs of holly days. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=157) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=159)