# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 159
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2016, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3168 "2016-11-18T15:44:11Z")
I’m drinking my way through the holidays, From turkey to boughs of holly days. If this strikes you as droll ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2016, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3169 "2016-11-19T00:10:48Z")
> [@eloquently](#): > > The day is unseasonably warm > And the bees are beginning to swarm. > Time to jump in my Hummer > The top off, like it’s summer > And hope I don’t meet a rainstorm > I’ve been drinking a lot the past week > This tension didn’t make me feel chic _Everyone in French chic rhymes with week so that was a bit off target to correct it. It was a complete rhyme._ ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2016, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3170 "2016-11-19T00:15:10Z")
I’m drinking my way through the holidays, From turkey to boughs of holly days. If this strikes you as droll Let’s go right to the knoll ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2016, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3171 "2016-11-19T02:21:59Z")
I imagine everyone here knows how to pronounce chic, Eloquently. You and Sicks Ate had a simulpost and he probably didn’t check the posts afterwards to see that you had beaten him by a fraction of a second with yours. Fear Itself should have gone with your post, but he didn’t. I’m drinking my way through the holidays, From turkey to boughs of holly days. If this strikes you as droll Let’s go right to the knoll ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2016, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3172 "2016-11-19T15:29:28Z")
## I’m drinking my way through the holidays, From turkey to boughs of holly days. If this strikes you as droll Let’s go right to the knoll We all celebrate in our own dolly haze. I accidentally swallowed a fly ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2016, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3173 "2016-11-19T15:44:58Z")
I accidentally swallowed a fly, I don’t know why I swallowed a fly. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2016, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3174 "2016-11-19T16:59:17Z")
I accidentally swallowed a fly, I don’t know why I swallowed a fly. Though it tasted of shit ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2016, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3175 "2016-11-19T17:19:49Z")
I accidentally swallowed a fly, I don’t know why I swallowed a fly. Though it tasted of shit I still swallowed it. ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2016, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3176 "2016-11-20T01:16:51Z")
\*Thin Ice–thanks for untangling what happened. \* ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2016, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3177 "2016-11-20T01:19:07Z")
I accidentally swallowed a fly, I don’t know why I swallowed a fly. Though it tasted of shit I still swallowed it. The whole thing made me so dry Albertine had a sunburn down there ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2016, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3178 "2016-11-20T17:35:34Z")
Albertine had a sunburn down there, Especially in areas with hair. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2016, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3179 "2016-11-21T20:40:08Z")
Albertine had a sunburn down there, Especially in areas with hair. It made it look pinker ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2016, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3180 "2016-11-22T22:27:32Z")
Albertine had a sunburn down there, Especially in areas with hair. It made it look pinker But it turned into a stinker ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2016, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3181 "2016-11-23T15:55:09Z")
Albertine had a sunburn down there, Especially in areas with hair. It made it look pinker But it turned into a stinker When she smeared it with grease from a bear. Jane rode her horse bareback because ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2016, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3182 "2016-11-24T01:24:49Z")
Jane rode her horse bareback because the jiggles made her better sense the pause ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2016, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3183 "2016-11-25T15:21:29Z")
Jane rode her horse bareback because the jiggles made her better sense the pause It pleased her a lot ---
**Author:** ![Jesta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Jesta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jesta)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2016, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3184 "2016-11-25T20:30:52Z")
Jane rode her horse bareback because the jiggles made her better sense the pause It pleased her a lot When the horse timed his trot ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2016, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3185 "2016-11-26T06:31:36Z")
Jane rode her horse bareback because the jiggles made her better sense the pause It pleased her a lot When the horse timed his trot She gave him due applause. Betty O had a dream of fishing. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2016, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3186 "2016-11-26T16:30:03Z")
Betty O had a dream of fishing. To meet the right man she was wishing ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2016, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3187 "2016-11-26T18:13:09Z")
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