# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/302 "2015-02-23T15:30:46Z")
I once met a bear in the woods. Now, I’ve been in some rough neighborhoods, But that Jellystone Park ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/303 "2015-02-23T15:34:45Z")
[del]I once met a bear in the woods. Now, I’ve been in some rough neighborhoods, But the Charmin is so soft[/del] :mad: I once met a bear in the woods. Now, I’ve been in some rough neighborhoods, But that Jellystone Park Is indeed quite the lark ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/304 "2015-02-23T17:57:33Z")
I once met a bear in the woods. Now, I’ve been in some rough neighborhoods, But that Jellystone Park Is indeed quite the lark Cause that Yogi delivered the goods! The Frenchman took off his beret, ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/305 "2015-02-23T18:11:13Z")
The Frenchman took off his beret, As he entered the fancy soiree ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/306 "2015-02-23T19:44:14Z")
nm. ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/307 "2015-02-23T19:47:14Z")
The Frenchman took off his beret, As he entered the fancy soiree . He’d been at the Eiffel ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/308 "2015-02-23T21:42:37Z")
The Frenchman took off his beret, As he entered the fancy soiree . He’d been at the Eiffel Then pulled out a rifle, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/309 "2015-02-23T22:02:15Z")
The Frenchman took off his beret, As he entered the fancy soiree . He’d been at the Eiffel Then pulled out a rifle, He just hated to see people meret. The best way to hit Sandy Koufax ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/310 "2015-02-23T22:55:03Z")
The best way to hit Sandy Koufax Is batting southpaw, in the tracks. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2015, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/311 "2015-02-24T01:20:23Z")
The best way to hit Sandy Koufax Is batting southpaw, in the tracks. But beware the curve ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2015, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/312 "2015-02-24T04:57:28Z")
The best way to hit Sandy Koufax Is batting southpaw, in the tracks. But beware the curve If you’ve got the nerve ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2015, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/313 "2015-02-25T00:18:53Z")
The best way to hit Sandy Koufax Is batting southpaw, in the tracks. But beware the curve If you’ve got the nerve He’s easiest hit with a pick-axe. _**What I (sort of) had in mind when I wrote the first line was;**_ _The best way to hit Sandy Koufax Is to stand at the plate with a pick-axe. And when he turns around You’d run to the mound And strike him hard with at least six whacks._ _**(I only jumped in because it looked like the rhyme had stalled. Someone, please feel free to suggest a new first-line).**_ ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2015, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/314 "2015-02-25T01:44:45Z")
There once was a hermit named Dave ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2015, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/315 "2015-02-25T01:50:02Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > There once was a hermit named Dave Who kept a dead mod in his cave ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2015, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/316 "2015-02-25T02:26:47Z")
There once was a hermit named Dave Who kept a dead mod in a cave. For Dave’s an old rocker ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2015, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/317 "2015-02-25T02:35:29Z")
There once was a hermit named Dave Who kept a dead mod in a cave. For Dave’s an old rocker (He jammed with Joe Cocker!) ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2015, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/318 "2015-02-25T03:44:13Z")
There once was a hermit named Dave Who kept a dead mod in a cave. For Dave’s an old rocker (He jammed with Joe Cocker!) And kept an odd bod as a slave. The lookout cried out, ‘Moby Dick!’ ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2015, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/319 "2015-02-25T14:18:18Z")
The lookout cried out, ‘Moby Dick!’ I picked up a harpoon right quick. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2015, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/320 "2015-02-25T14:25:56Z")
The lookout cried out, ‘Moby Dick!’ I picked up a harpoon right quick. When I took a quick stab ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2015, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/321 "2015-02-25T15:34:18Z")
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