# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 160
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2016, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3188 "2016-11-26T18:23:28Z")
Betty O had a dream of fishing. To meet the right man she was wishing Alas, for her fate She hadn’t the bait ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2016, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3189 "2016-11-26T18:31:13Z")
## Betty O had a dream of fishing. To meet the right man she was wishing Alas, for her fate She hadn’t the bait He didn’t fall for things she was dishing. The holiday season is upon us. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2016, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3190 "2016-11-26T19:09:27Z")
The holiday season is upon us. The sale ads, they give me no solace ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2016, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3191 "2016-11-27T10:36:14Z")
The holiday season is upon us. The sale ads, they give me no solace. But whatever I buy, ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2016, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3192 "2016-11-28T00:02:47Z")
The holiday season is upon us. The sale ads, they give me no solace. But whatever I buy, In two blinks of an eye ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2016, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3193 "2016-11-29T01:36:31Z")
The holiday season is upon us. The sale ads, they give me no solace. But whatever I buy, In two blinks of an eye Becomes a thing that just has no use. * * * There are three things that we should all know ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2016, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3194 "2016-11-29T04:40:16Z")
There are three things that we should all know: When the lights turn to green one should ‘GO’; ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2016, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3195 "2016-11-29T06:50:00Z")
There are three things that we should all know: When the lights turn to green one should ‘GO’; But when they turn yellow ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2016, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3196 "2016-11-29T13:58:43Z")
There are three things that we should all know: When the lights turn to green one should ‘GO’; But when they turn yellow Don’t waffle, fellow ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2016, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3197 "2016-11-29T14:26:41Z")
## There are three things that we should all know: When the lights turn to green one should ‘GO’; But when they turn yellow Don’t waffle, fellow Going through them is a big NO. When driving, I just read a text ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2016, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3198 "2016-11-29T16:01:36Z")
When driving, I just read a text You won’t believe what happened next ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2016, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3199 "2016-11-29T16:50:46Z")
When driving, I just read a text You won’t believe what happened next I rear ended a hearse ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2016, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3200 "2016-11-29T22:21:05Z")
When driving, I just read a text You won’t believe what happened next I rear ended a hearse And to make matters worse ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2016, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3201 "2016-12-01T03:24:33Z")
When driving, I just read a text You won’t believe what happened next I rear ended a hearse And to make matters worse I deleted the sexiest sext. Holidays make us quite horny ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2016, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3202 "2016-12-01T13:16:32Z")
Holidays make us quite horny, Especially when the holly is thorny ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2016, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3203 "2016-12-01T14:13:32Z")
Holidays make us quite horny, Especially when the holly is thorny And Santa’s on the roof ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2016, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3204 "2016-12-02T01:57:25Z")
Holidays make us quite horny, Especially when the holly is thorny And Santa’s on the roof All nude for a goof ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2016, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3205 "2016-12-02T05:05:14Z")
Holidays make us quite horny, Especially when the holly is thorny And Santa’s on the roof All nude for a goof And we’re all singing carols quite corny. It’s time to start trimming the tree ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2016, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3206 "2016-12-02T14:16:25Z")
t’s time to start trimming the tree That task gets the better of me! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2016, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3207 "2016-12-02T14:57:25Z")
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