# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 161
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2016, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3208 "2016-12-02T15:53:32Z")
It’s time to start trimming the tree That task gets the better of me! I get covered in tinsel But my rectum prehensile ---
**Author:** ![Homo\_litoralis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homo\_litoralis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homo_litoralis)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2016, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3209 "2016-12-02T21:24:12Z")
It’s time to start trimming the tree That task gets the better of me! I get covered in tinsel But my rectum prehensile Fills the room with poo pourri Frosty the Snowman once said ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2016, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3210 "2016-12-03T03:55:50Z")
Frosty the Snowman once said, "I know I have snow for a head, ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2016, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3211 "2016-12-03T15:44:20Z")
Frosty the Snowman once said, "I know I have snow for a head, When I put on my hat ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2016, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3212 "2016-12-04T01:41:34Z")
Frosty the Snowman once said, "I know I have snow for a head, When I put on my hat I don’t have a mat. ---
**Author:** ![Jesta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Jesta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jesta)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2016, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3213 "2016-12-04T13:29:27Z")
Frosty the Snowman once said, "I know I have snow for a head, When I put on my hat I don’t have a mat. I’m part of a magic carpet instead. I wouldn’t like my birthday to be in late December ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2016, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3214 "2016-12-04T14:25:08Z")
I wouldn’t like my birthday to be in late December With the Christmas rush no one would remember ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2016, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3215 "2016-12-05T14:10:12Z")
I wouldn’t like my birthday to be in late December With the Christmas rush no one would remember I was born on Christmas Day ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2016, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3216 "2016-12-05T15:39:16Z")
I wouldn’t like my birthday to be in late December With the Christmas rush no one would remember I was born on Christmas Day And if I could have my way ---
**Author:** ![Homo\_litoralis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homo\_litoralis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homo_litoralis)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2016, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3217 "2016-12-06T02:34:30Z")
I wouldn’t like my birthday to be in late December With the Christmas rush no one would remember I was born on Christmas Day And if I could have my way I would’ve popped out in early November Santa’s elves were drunk on peppermint schnapps ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2016, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3218 "2016-12-06T06:18:10Z")
Santa’s elves were drunk on peppermint schnapps Donder’s dames had big translucent flaps ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2016, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3219 "2016-12-06T06:47:49Z")
Santa’s elves were drunk on peppermint schnapps Donder’s dames had big translucent flops ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2016, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3220 "2016-12-06T06:50:43Z")
Santa’s elves were drunk on peppermint schnapps Donder’s dames were two translucent flops ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2016, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3221 "2016-12-06T15:08:01Z")
Santa’s elves were drunk on peppermint schnapps. “Donder’s dames were two translucent flops,” The elves, they did babble ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2016, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3222 "2016-12-07T05:11:47Z")
Santa’s elves were drunk on peppermint schnapps. “Donder’s dames were two translucent flops,” The elves, they did babble While playing nude Scrabble ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2016, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3223 "2016-12-07T14:35:17Z")
Santa’s elves were drunk on peppermint schnapps. “Donder’s dames were two translucent flops,” The elves, they did babble While playing nude Scrabble What a scene for the arresting cops! I hate, hate, hate this holiday season. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2016, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3224 "2016-12-07T15:26:53Z")
I hate, hate, hate this holiday season Because it gives, gives, gives me no reason ---
**Author:** ![Homo\_litoralis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homo\_litoralis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homo_litoralis)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2016, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3225 "2016-12-07T15:54:58Z")
I hate, hate, hate this holiday season Because it gives, gives, gives me no reason So I whine, whine, whine ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2016, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3226 "2016-12-07T16:12:25Z")
I hate, hate, hate this holiday season Because it gives, gives, gives me no reason So I whine, whine, whine For spring I pine, pine, pine ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2016, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3227 "2016-12-07T18:30:53Z")
I hate, hate, hate this holiday season Because it gives, gives, gives me no reason So I whine, whine, whine For spring I pine, pine, pine When it gets, gets, gets here I’ll be cheesin’ The oddest thing happened just the other day [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=160) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=162)