# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 162
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2016, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3228 "2016-12-08T04:16:25Z")
The oddest thing happened just the other day. I awoke in some pink lingerie. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2016, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3229 "2016-12-08T06:21:25Z")
The oddest thing happened just the other day. I awoke in some pink lingerie. Though it set off my tan ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2016, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3230 "2016-12-08T12:12:36Z")
The oddest thing happened just the other day. I awoke in some pink lingerie. Though it set off my tan The pink color ran ---
**Author:** ![Homo\_litoralis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homo\_litoralis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homo_litoralis)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2016, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3231 "2016-12-09T00:13:40Z")
The oddest thing happened just the other day. I awoke in some pink lingerie. Though it set off my tan The pink color ran Now I resemble a medium-rare filet I have often wondered why it is ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2016, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3232 "2016-12-09T00:21:25Z")
I have often wondered why it is That I’ve lost the name of his ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2016, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3233 "2016-12-10T05:18:36Z")
I have often wondered why it is That I’ve lost my time to kiss. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2016, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3234 "2016-12-10T10:12:55Z")
I have often wondered why it is That I’ve lost the name of his Enormous schwanzstucker ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2016, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3235 "2016-12-10T15:48:18Z")
I have often wondered why it is That I’ve lost the name of his Enormous schwanzstucker Of this black brother bucker ---
**Author:** ![Jesta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Jesta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jesta)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2016, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3236 "2016-12-16T21:14:16Z")
I have often wondered why it is That I’ve lost the name of his Enormous schwanzstucker Of this black brother bucker And now I can’t answer the quiz There’s just over a week to go ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2016, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3237 "2016-12-20T14:55:47Z")
There’s just over a week to go But when it comes to Noel, I just say “NO” ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2016, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3238 "2016-12-20T18:04:01Z")
There’s just over a week to go But when it comes to Noel, I just say “NO” I’d rather do kwanza ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2016, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3239 "2016-12-21T02:12:53Z")
There’s just over a week to go But when it comes to Noel, I just say “NO” I’d rather do kwanza Cause Yuletide just spawns a ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2016, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3240 "2016-12-21T12:26:18Z")
There’s just over a week to go But when it comes to Noel, I just say “NO” I’d rather do kwanza Cause Yuletide just spawns a Mad rush to dispose of the dough. Today is the first day of winter ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2016, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3241 "2016-12-21T14:04:03Z")
Today is the first day of winter So let’s make some bread that is ginger ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2016, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3242 "2016-12-21T14:23:26Z")
Today is the first day of winter So let’s make some bread that is ginger Though the day is the shortest ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2016, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3243 "2016-12-21T14:46:16Z")
Today is the first day of winter So let’s make some bread that is ginger Though the day is the shortest It’s of great importance ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2016, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3244 "2016-12-21T14:49:59Z")
Today is the first day of winter So let’s make some bread that is ginger Though the day is the shortest It’s of great importance Even though the darkness, cold, snow, ice, and wind for months will linger. * * * When someone says “Have a blessed holiday” ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2016, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3245 "2016-12-21T15:26:03Z")
When someone says “Have a blessed holiday” I offer them a glass of my cabernet ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2016, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3246 "2016-12-22T00:47:15Z")
When someone says “Have a blessed holiday” I offer them a glass of my cabernet I really have no dismay ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2016, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3247 "2016-12-22T14:05:34Z")
Limerick rhyme scheme is AABBA. You just turned it into AAA??. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=161) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=163)