# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 164
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3268 "2016-12-29T15:52:05Z")
2017 is coming around real quick. '16 has been making me sick One can only hope ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2016, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3269 "2016-12-30T17:44:57Z")
2017 is coming around real quick. '16 has been making me sick One can only hope That this disaster trope ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2016, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3270 "2016-12-30T20:47:24Z")
2017 is coming around real quick. '16 has been making me sick One can only hope That this disaster trope Will end when the ball drops, lickity-split Why did Americans ever elect Trump? ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2017, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3271 "2017-01-03T09:51:24Z")
Why did Americans ever elect Trump? His tweetings will cause great morale slump ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2017, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3272 "2017-01-03T11:18:43Z")
Why did Americans ever elect Trump? His tweetings will cause great morale slump But folks in the red states ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2017, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3273 "2017-01-03T13:37:08Z")
Why did Americans ever elect Trump? His tweetings will cause great morale slump But folks in the red states Will see this as mandates ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2017, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3274 "2017-01-03T14:33:57Z")
Why did Americans ever elect Trump? His tweetings will cause great morale slump But folks in the red states Will see this as mandates And we didn’t get Hillary, that old frump. * * * So what are the Clintons going to do? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2017, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3275 "2017-01-03T15:27:08Z")
So what are the Clintons going to do? We expect for a while that they’ll stew ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2017, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3276 "2017-01-03T15:37:11Z")
So what are the Clintons going to do? We expect for a while that they’ll stew. Having lost the election ---
**Author:** ![Brooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Brooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brooky)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3277 "2017-01-04T08:37:33Z")
So what are the Clinton’s going to do? We expect for awhile that they’ll stew. Having lost the election Let this not be a reflection ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3278 "2017-01-04T19:57:23Z")
So what are the Clinton’s going to do? We expect for awhile that they’ll stew, Having lost the election. Let this not be a reflection On their worth. Quick, hand them a tissue. While sketching a bridge over water ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3279 "2017-01-04T23:20:00Z")
While sketching a bridge over water I diddled the bridgekeeper’s daughter ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2017, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3280 "2017-01-05T14:16:53Z")
While sketching a bridge over water I diddled the bridgekeeper’s daughter When I got up to wash my face. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2017, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3281 "2017-01-05T14:33:18Z")
While sketching a bridge over water I diddled the bridgekeeper’s daughter When I got up to wash my face I noticed there was a trace ---
**Author:** ![Homo\_litoralis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homo\_litoralis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homo_litoralis)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3282 "2017-01-06T15:40:46Z")
While sketching a bridge over water I diddled the bridgekeeper’s daughter When I got up to wash my face I noticed there was a trace From the painter who last got 'er I used to date a girl named Dinah ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3283 "2017-01-06T16:37:47Z")
I used to date a girl named Dinah, Who hailed from north South Carolina ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3284 "2017-01-06T16:52:48Z")
I used to date a girl named Dinah, Who hailed from north South Carolina I showed her my gamecock ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3285 "2017-01-06T20:39:45Z")
used to date a girl named Dinah, Who hailed from north South Carolina I showed her my gamecock But under her frock was a lock. ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2017, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3286 "2017-01-07T17:37:22Z")
used to date a girl named Dinah, Who hailed from north South Carolina I showed her my gamecock But under her frock was a lock So I got up and smashed all the china Said Donnie to the CIA ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2017, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3287 "2017-01-07T17:41:04Z")
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