# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 165
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2017, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3288 "2017-01-10T17:58:03Z")
Said Donnie to the CIA What is it you want today? You guys aren’t so smart ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3289 "2017-01-12T00:08:41Z")
Said Donnie to the CIA What is it you want today? You guys aren’t so smart Go for the best part ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3290 "2017-01-12T14:41:35Z")
Said Donnie to the CIA What is it you want today? You guys aren’t so smart Go for the best part While singing “Zip-A-Dee-A” Snow brings salt, scrapers, shovels and sleds ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3291 "2017-01-12T15:55:04Z")
Snow brings salt, scrapers, shovels and sleds To use when we’d rather stay in our beds ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2017, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3292 "2017-01-12T21:46:52Z")
Snow brings salt, scrapers, shovels and sleds To use when we’d rather stay in our beds But the vistas at night ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2017, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3293 "2017-01-13T06:41:36Z")
Snow brings salt, scrapers, shovels and sleds To use when we’d rather stay in our beds But the vistas at night Are such a delight ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3294 "2017-01-16T18:10:52Z")
Snow brings salt, scrapers, shovels and sleds To use when we’d rather stay in our beds But the vistas at night Are such a delight They take a front seat to winter’s dreads There once was a trucker named Bob ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2017, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3295 "2017-01-17T06:06:16Z")
There once was a trucker named Bob Who loved dining on broccoli raab ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2017, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3296 "2017-01-17T06:31:45Z")
There once was a trucker named Bob Who loved dining on broccoli raab He went mad for the buds ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2017, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3297 "2017-01-17T11:44:40Z")
There once was a trucker named Bob Who loved dining on broccoli raab He went mad for the buds Which he shared with some studs ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2017, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3298 "2017-01-17T14:43:27Z")
There once was a trucker named Bob Who loved dining on broccoli raab He went mad for the buds Which he shared with some studs And then ate some corn on the cob. I came across a magical rabbit. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2017, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3299 "2017-01-17T15:23:24Z")
I came across a magical rabbit. I thought we’d be buds, but dangnabbit ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2017, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3300 "2017-01-17T15:26:46Z")
I came across a magical rabbit. I thought we’d be buds, but dangnabbit It swiped all my carrots ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2017, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3301 "2017-01-17T16:07:32Z")
came across a magical rabbit. I thought we’d be buds, but dangnabbit It swiped all my carrots And pestered my ferrets ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2017, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3302 "2017-01-17T17:18:39Z")
I came across a magical rabbit. I thought we’d be buds, but dangnabbit It swiped all my carrots And pestered my ferrets. As it turned out, we could not cohabit. Pass ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3303 "2017-01-19T23:12:33Z")
Walken After Midnight I came across a magical rabbit. I thought we’d be buds, but dangnabbit It swiped all my carrots And pestered my ferrets. As it turned out, we could not cohabit. ## Pass It was the day before Trump’s oath ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3304 "2017-01-20T02:58:47Z")
It was the day before Trump’s oath. I yearned for economy growth ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3305 "2017-01-20T14:35:00Z")
It was the day before Trump’s oath. I yearned for economy growth. But for the next four years ---
**Author:** ![Jesta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Jesta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jesta)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2017, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3306 "2017-01-22T11:52:33Z")
It was the day before Trump’s oath. I yearned for economy growth. But for the next four years 'Twas nothing but tears ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2017, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3307 "2017-01-22T19:28:36Z")
It was the day before Trump’s oath. I yearned for economy growth. But for the next four years 'Twas nothing but tears. Ah well, so it goeth. My house needs a massive Spring cleaning [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=164) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=166)