# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 166
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3308 "2017-01-23T13:38:39Z")
My house needs a massive Spring cleaning Too much ‘stuff’ (if you catch my meaning) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2017, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3309 "2017-01-23T14:13:50Z")
My house needs a massive Spring cleaning Too much ‘stuff’ (if you catch my meaning) They call me a hoarder ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2017, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3310 "2017-01-25T01:05:00Z")
My house needs a massive Spring cleaning Too much ‘stuff’ (if you catch my meaning) They call me a hoarder I may need a boarder ---
**Author:** ![Homo\_litoralis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homo\_litoralis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homo_litoralis)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2017, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3311 "2017-01-25T03:05:25Z")
My house needs a massive Spring cleaning Too much ‘stuff’ (if you catch my meaning) They call me a hoarder I may need a boarder Who’s cool with the quarantining I invented a rubber so edible ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2017, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3312 "2017-01-25T07:43:03Z")
I invented a rubber so edible To taste it you’d shout “That’s incredible!” ---
**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2017, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3313 "2017-01-25T07:55:15Z")
I invented a rubber so edible To taste it you’d shout “That’s incredible!” Accompanied by ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2017, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3314 "2017-01-25T15:10:47Z")
I invented a rubber so edible To taste it you’d shout “That’s incredible!” Accompanied by Whisky and rye ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2017, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3315 "2017-01-29T21:39:40Z")
I invented a rubber so edible To taste it you’d shout “That’s incredible!” Accompanied by Whisky and rye It makes an impression indelible She was a young lass with great breasts ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2017, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3316 "2017-01-29T23:02:19Z")
She was a young lass with great breasts Who often got begging requests ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2017, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3317 "2017-01-30T05:34:18Z")
She was a young lass with great breasts Who often got begging requests From eager Sam McGraw ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2017, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3318 "2017-02-01T01:35:08Z")
She was a young lass with great breasts Who often got begging requests From eager Sam McGraw Who says Admiralty Law ---
**Author:** ![Homo\_litoralis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homo\_litoralis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homo_litoralis)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3319 "2017-02-02T04:47:25Z")
She was a young lass with great breasts Who often got begging requests From eager Sam McGraw Who says Admiralty Law Allows her to captain his ship undressed I stopped by a brothel in Reno ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3320 "2017-02-02T09:01:37Z")
I stopped by a brothel in Reno To check up on anyone we know ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3321 "2017-02-02T12:56:27Z")
I stopped by a brothel in Reno To check up on anyone we know One blackjack dealer ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3322 "2017-02-02T14:17:13Z")
I stopped by a brothel in Reno To check up on anyone we know One blackjack dealer Was quite the scene stealer ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3323 "2017-02-02T17:01:16Z")
I stopped by a brothel in Reno To check up on anyone we know One blackjack dealer Was quite the scene stealer. He should headline back at the casino. My ground cover’s getting invasive ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3324 "2017-02-02T18:17:43Z")
My ground cover’s getting invasive But I planted so much just in case of ---
**Author:** ![Mixolydian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/da6949/32.png) [@Mixolydian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mixolydian)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2017, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3325 "2017-02-02T19:31:28Z")
My ground cover’s getting invasive But I planted so much just in case of An abundance of weeds ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2017, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3326 "2017-02-03T08:53:14Z")
My ground cover’s getting invasive But I planted so much just in case of An abundance of weeds Or windblown seeds ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2017, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3327 "2017-02-04T17:57:24Z")
## My ground cover’s getting invasive But I planted so much just in case of An abundance of weeds Or windblown seeds That will grow into things I want a taste of. I just got a photo of Trump’s rump [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=165) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=167)