# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 167
**Author:** ![Jesta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Jesta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jesta)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2017, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3328 "2017-02-05T02:37:05Z")
I just got a photo of Trump’s rump It’s like two fleshy footballs in need of a pump ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2017, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3329 "2017-02-05T02:46:23Z")
I just got a photo of Trump’s rump. It’s like two fleshy footballs in need of a pump. I won’t post it, no fear ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2017, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3330 "2017-02-07T23:52:09Z")
I just got a photo of Trump’s rump. It’s like two fleshy footballs in need of a pump. I won’t post it, no fear With those two so near. ---
**Author:** ![Mixolydian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/da6949/32.png) [@Mixolydian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mixolydian)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2017, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3331 "2017-02-09T20:46:19Z")
I just got a photo of Trump’s rump. It’s like two fleshy footballs in need of a pump. I won’t post it, no fear With those two so near In looks to a putrescent sump For as long as mankind has been here ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2017, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3332 "2017-02-09T21:44:02Z")
For as long as mankind has been here There are two things that we always hold deer ---
**Author:** ![Jesta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Jesta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jesta)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2017, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3333 "2017-02-11T07:55:51Z")
For as long as mankind has been here There are two things that we always hold deer One of them should always be kept cold ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2017, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3334 "2017-02-12T23:57:07Z")
For as long as mankind has been here There are two things that we always hold deer One of them should always be kept cold One of them should always be bold. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2017, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3335 "2017-02-13T14:30:49Z")
For as long as mankind has been here There are two things that we always hold deer One of them should always be kept cold One of them should always be bold. Cold and bold deer? That thought is queer. I’m sick of this February weather. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2017, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3336 "2017-02-13T14:35:50Z")
I’m sick of this February weather. So I sprouted some wings with feather ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2017, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3337 "2017-02-13T19:04:53Z")
I’m sick of this February weather. So I sprouted some wings with feather I’m heading down south ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2017, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3338 "2017-02-14T03:36:11Z")
I’m sick of this February weather. So I sprouted some wings with feather I’m heading down south Where I’ve heard, word of mouth, ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2017, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3339 "2017-02-19T23:11:29Z")
I’m sick of this February weather. So I sprouted some wings with feather I’m heading down south Where I’ve heard, word of mouth, I can be free…of all this leather. Once there was a girl named Ginny ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2017, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3340 "2017-02-20T01:14:32Z")
Once there was a girl named Ginny Who came from Papua, New Guinea ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2017, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3341 "2017-02-20T09:13:12Z")
Once there was a girl named Ginny Who came from Papua, New Guinea. But one frightful night ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2017, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3342 "2017-02-21T03:45:25Z")
Once there was a girl named Ginny Who came from Papua, New Guinea. But one frightful night She felt appetite ---
**Author:** ![Jesta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Jesta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jesta)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2017, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3343 "2017-02-21T08:44:05Z")
Once there was a girl named Ginny Who came from Papua, New Guinea. But one frightful night She felt appetite for destruction, sounded tinny. Our new puppy is becoming a pain ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2017, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3344 "2017-02-21T10:06:04Z")
Our new puppy is becoming a pain, He won’t come in from the rain ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2017, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3345 "2017-02-21T13:45:39Z")
Our new puppy is becoming a pain, He won’t come in from the rain Staying out there for hours ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2017, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3346 "2017-02-21T21:53:51Z")
Our new puppy is becoming a pain, He won’t come in from the rain Staying out there for hours Among water soaked flowers ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2017, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3347 "2017-02-22T01:12:46Z")
Our new puppy is becoming a pain, He won’t come in from the rain Staying out there for hours Among water soaked flowers: Pansies, hollyhocks, and henbane. I’m downstream of the Oroville dam [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=166) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=168)