# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 169
**Author:** ![Jesta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Jesta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jesta)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3368 "2017-04-01T12:50:39Z")
We trudged for miles thru four foot snow Uphill both ways, to school and back we’d go ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3369 "2017-04-01T14:40:31Z")
We trudged for miles thru four foot snow Uphill both ways, to school and back we’d go Had no shoes, went barefooted ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3370 "2017-04-01T20:13:16Z")
We trudged for miles thru four foot snow Uphill both ways, to school and back we’d go. Had no shoes, went barefooted. No devices to be rebooted ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3371 "2017-04-01T20:16:48Z")
We trudged for miles thru four foot snow Uphill both ways, to school and back we’d go. Had no shoes, went barefooted. No devices to be rebooted But today, that’s not the status quo. * * * I’ve worked fourteen days in a row. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3372 "2017-04-01T21:37:38Z")
I’ve worked fourteen days in a row. My brain is a mashed potato ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2017, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3373 "2017-04-02T02:18:30Z")
I’ve worked fourteen days in a row. My brain is a mashed potato I forget one thing ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3374 "2017-04-03T23:47:07Z")
I’ve worked fourteen days in a row. My brain is a mashed potato. I forget one thing, Start bellyaching ---
**Author:** ![Jesta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Jesta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jesta)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2017, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3375 "2017-04-06T13:24:26Z")
I’ve worked fourteen days in a row. My brain is a mashed potato. I forget one thing, Start bellyaching And HR decided that I had to go. I’m now unemployed, with lots of spare time ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2017, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3376 "2017-04-06T19:11:37Z")
I’m now unemployed, with lots of spare time. I may dabble with organized crime ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2017, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3377 "2017-04-08T17:11:58Z")
I’m now unemployed, with lots of spare time. I may dabble with organized crime Or become a street walker. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2017, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3378 "2017-04-08T17:15:12Z")
I’m now unemployed, with lots of spare time. I may dabble with organized crime Or become a street walker Or carnival barker ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2017, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3379 "2017-04-08T19:53:29Z")
## I’m now unemployed, with lots of spare time. I may dabble with organized crime Or become a street walker Or carnival barker Combine them both! Become a street mime! I once got advice from Marcel Marceau ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2017, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3380 "2017-04-09T00:09:41Z")
I once got advice from Marcel Marceau He said to sew my bloomers just so. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2017, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3381 "2017-04-10T22:49:58Z")
I once got advice from Marcel Marceau He said to sew my bloomers just so. If your pants are unflawed ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2017, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3382 "2017-04-10T23:45:14Z")
I once got advice from Marcel Marceau He said to sew my bloomers just so. If your pants are unflawed And you’re like, “Oh my God!” ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2017, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3383 "2017-04-11T17:02:50Z")
I once got advice from Marcel Marceau He said to sew my bloomers just so. If your pants are unflawed And you’re like, “Oh my God!” You can wow them in north Idaho. My favorite tuber’s the turnip ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3384 "2017-04-17T17:09:27Z")
My favorite tuber’s the turnip After eating one, I let 'er rip. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3385 "2017-04-17T17:14:48Z")
My favorite tuber’s the turnip After eating one, I let 'er rip. It tends to clear out the room ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3386 "2017-04-17T17:27:06Z")
My favorite tuber’s the turnip After eating one, I let 'er rip. It tends to clear out the room With a VA VA VA VOOM ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2017, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3387 "2017-04-24T15:16:34Z")
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