# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2015, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/322 "2015-02-25T16:18:21Z")
The lookout cried out, ‘Moby Dick!’ I picked up a harpoon right quick. When I took a quick stab I could not pierce the thick flab So I fed him a dynamite stick The fat lady finally sang ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2015, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/323 "2015-02-25T16:50:53Z")
The fat lady finally sang When the world ended with a bang ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2015, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/324 "2015-02-25T16:59:35Z")
The fat lady finally sang When the world ended with a bang The nukes started to fly ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2015, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/325 "2015-02-25T21:35:23Z")
The fat lady finally sang When the world ended with a bang The nukes started to fly The hippies cried “Why?” ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2015, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/326 "2015-02-25T23:13:32Z")
The fat lady finally sang When the world ended with a bang The nukes started to fly The hippies cried “Why?” And sang Kumbaya in a gang. There was an old man with a cow ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2015, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/327 "2015-02-25T23:32:42Z")
There was an old man with a cow Who decided that he’d make a vow ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/328 "2015-02-26T01:55:59Z")
There was an old man with a cow Who decided that he’d make a vow Propose to her in a field ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/329 "2015-02-26T04:06:53Z")
There was an old man with a cow Who decided that he’d make a vow Propose to her in a field. If she didn’t yield ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/330 "2015-02-26T04:31:32Z")
There was an old man with a cow Who decided that he’d make a vow Propose to her in a field. If she didn’t yield At least she could still pull the plow. My friends, I would just like to say ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/331 "2015-02-26T04:38:45Z")
My friends, I would just like to say I’ve found out that crime does not pay ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/332 "2015-02-26T11:07:54Z")
My friends, I would just like to say I’ve found out that crime does not pay I cheat on my taxes ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/333 "2015-02-26T15:08:48Z")
My friends, I would just like to say I’ve found out that crime does not pay I cheat on my taxes And kill folks with axes ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/334 "2015-02-26T16:51:55Z")
My friends, I would just like to say I’ve found out that crime does not pay I cheat on my taxes And kill folks with axes So now I’m in Guantanamo Bay A lady most dear to my heart, ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/335 "2015-02-26T17:43:39Z")
A lady most dear to my heart, Tried REAL hard to hold in a fart. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/336 "2015-02-26T18:19:33Z")
A lady most dear to my heart, Tried REAL hard to hold in a fart. Her face turned bright red ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/337 "2015-02-26T19:46:29Z")
A lady most dear to my heart, Tried REAL hard to hold in a fart. Her face turned bright red Until she wished she was dead ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/338 "2015-02-26T19:57:32Z")
A lady most dear to my heart, Tried REAL hard to hold in a fart. Her face turned bright red Until she wished she was dead And her sphincter was torn apart A sexual deviant from the city ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2015, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/339 "2015-02-26T23:40:07Z")
A sexual deviant from the city Told jokes she thought were witty ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/340 "2015-02-27T00:00:06Z")
A sexual deviant from the city Told jokes she thought were witty But a preacher named Stan ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/341 "2015-02-27T00:54:08Z")
[[337](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18165405&postcount=337) was classic. :D] A sexual deviant from the city Told jokes she thought were witty But a preacher named Stan Read verses from the Koran [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=16) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=18)