# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 170
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2017, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3388 "2017-04-24T18:06:51Z")
I like to get eight hours’ sleep. Unfortunately, I am so cheap ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2017, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3389 "2017-04-29T19:38:01Z")
I like to get eight hours’ sleep. Unfortunately, I am so cheap I refuse to buy a good bed. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3390 "2017-05-01T15:41:36Z")
I like to get eight hours’ sleep. Unfortunately, I am so cheap I refuse to buy a good bed. And my back is sore instead ---
**Author:** ![Jesta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Jesta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jesta)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2017, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3391 "2017-05-02T11:23:41Z")
I like to get eight hours’ sleep. Unfortunately, I am so cheap I refuse to buy a good bed. And my back is sore instead But at least my pockets are deep. I walked up four flights of stairs ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2017, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3392 "2017-05-02T12:04:40Z")
I walked up four flights of stairs To just one of my many affairs ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2017, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3393 "2017-05-05T18:44:39Z")
I walked up four flights of stairs To just one of my many affairs But I took too many steps ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2017, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3394 "2017-05-06T13:44:43Z")
I walked up four flights of stairs To just one of my many affairs But I took too many steps Ended up hitting the depths ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3395 "2017-06-16T02:39:39Z")
I walked up four flights of stairs To just one of my many affairs But I took too many steps Ended up hitting the depths That’s what cane of my dares * * * When I opened my eyes today ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2017, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3396 "2017-06-16T12:09:02Z")
When I opened my eyes today I was shocked, didn’t know what to say ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2017, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3397 "2017-06-22T21:55:54Z")
When I opened my eyes today I was shocked, didn’t know what to say I felt lost all out of my depths ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2017, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3398 "2017-06-28T14:19:17Z")
When I opened my eyes today I was shocked, didn’t know what to say I felt lost all out of my depths Like taking my last breaths ---
**Author:** ![Homo\_litoralis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homo\_litoralis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homo_litoralis)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2017, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3399 "2017-07-02T20:54:55Z")
When I opened my eyes today I was shocked, didn’t know what to say I felt lost all out of my depths Like taking my last breaths While watching a limerick thread decay There once was a man from Milwaukee ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2017, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3400 "2017-07-20T14:00:43Z")
There once was a man from Milwaukee Who one day lost his bar key ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2017, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3401 "2017-08-24T04:14:47Z")
There once was a man from Milwaukee Who one day lost his bar key He started to quiver ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2017, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3402 "2017-08-24T12:09:20Z")
There once was a man from Milwaukee Who one day lost his bar key He started to quiver when he jumped in the river ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2017, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3403 "2017-08-29T19:20:10Z")
There once was a man from Milwaukee Who one day lost his bar key He started to quiver when he jumped in the river and found in his pocket the bar key. ---------------- I loved the solar eclipse on Monday. ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2017, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3404 "2017-08-29T20:06:42Z")
I loved the solar eclipse on Monday It sure beat my neighborhood’s gunplay ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3405 "2017-09-27T13:34:44Z")
I loved the solar eclipse on Monday It sure beat my neighborhood’s gunplay The whole street went dark ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2017, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3406 "2017-09-27T13:51:49Z")
I loved the solar eclipse on Monday It sure beat my neighborhood’s gunplay The whole street went dark While the folks in the park ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2017, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3407 "2017-10-04T05:37:00Z")
I loved the solar eclipse on Monday It sure beat my neighborhood’s gunplay The whole street went dark While the folks in the park Took the lack of sun for an extra spray. Annette lived in Virginia Beach [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=169) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=171)