# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 171
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2017, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3408 "2017-10-04T17:54:54Z")
Annette lived in Virginia Beach And kept her sunscreen well within reach ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2017, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3409 "2017-10-05T05:34:19Z")
Annette lived in Virginia Beach And kept her sunscreen well within reach. It squirt as she sat ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2017, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3410 "2017-10-05T14:09:38Z")
Annette lived in Virginia Beach And kept her sunscreen well within reach. It squirt as she sat She asked “Who did THAT?” ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3411 "2017-10-12T05:13:28Z")
Annette lived in Virginia Beach And kept her sunscreen well within reach. It squirt as she sat She asked “Who did THAT? and why does my butt smell like peach?” Sweet Anne met Weinstein to audition. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2017, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3412 "2017-10-12T13:45:02Z")
Sweet Anne met Weinstein to audition. Hoping “He’s not like that Weiner politician” ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2017, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3413 "2017-10-15T04:40:17Z")
Sweet Anne met Weinstein to audition. Hoping “He’s not like that Weiner politician” But son of a gun if ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2017, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3414 "2017-10-15T14:25:27Z")
Sweet Anne met Weinstein to audition. Hoping “He’s not like that Weiner politician” But son of a gun if His schlong wasn’t stiff ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2017, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3415 "2017-10-17T02:26:18Z")
Sweet Anne met Weinstein to audition. Hoping “He’s not like that Weiner politician” But son of a gun if His schlong wasn’t stiff Sweet Anne left him to relieve his condition. The magician tried on a new hat. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2017, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3416 "2017-10-17T13:13:14Z")
The magician tried on a new hat. Where inside a white rabbit sat. ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2017, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3417 "2017-10-26T12:56:04Z")
The magician tried on a new hat. Where inside a white rabbit sat. The rabbit hopped out ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2017, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3418 "2017-10-26T13:10:36Z")
The magician tried on a new hat. Where inside a white rabbit sat. The rabbit hopped out And then he topped out ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2017, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3419 "2017-11-03T05:30:55Z")
The magician tried on a new hat. Where inside a white rabbit sat. The rabbit hopped out And then he topped out. It was no hat for a vegan aristocrat. Rasputin woke and said where have I been? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2017, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3420 "2017-11-04T14:25:21Z")
Rasputin woke and said where have I been? Did I go to Moscow to visit the queen? ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2017, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3421 "2017-11-10T07:40:15Z")
Rasputin woke and said where have I been? Did I go to Moscow to visit the queen? But as the saying goes, ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3422 "2017-11-14T05:06:51Z")
Rasputin woke and said where have I been? Did I go to Moscow to visit the queen? But as the saying goes, He was off my a nose ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3423 "2017-11-14T13:48:19Z")
Rasputin woke and said where have I been? Did I go to Moscow to visit the queen? But as the saying goes, He was off my a nose And by Liberace himself he was seen “I’m innocent,” says Bama’s Roy Moore ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3424 "2017-11-14T14:30:57Z")
“I’m innocent,” says Bama’s Roy Moore “And besides, I never did it before.” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3425 "2017-11-14T17:56:34Z")
“I’m innocent,” says Bama’s Roy Moore "And besides, I never did it before. "You broads shouldn’t tease me ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2017, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3426 "2017-11-16T08:04:41Z")
“I’m innocent,” says Bama’s Roy Moore "And besides, I never did it before. "You broads shouldn’t tease me and you can’t help but appease me. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3428 "2017-11-20T02:32:36Z")
Anyone? I don’t want to end it again. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=170) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=172)