# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 172
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2017, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3429 "2017-11-24T05:17:21Z")
“I’m innocent,” says Bama’s Roy Moore "And besides, I never did it before. "You broads shouldn’t tease me and you can’t help but appease me. I’m holding the key to the floor ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2017, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3430 "2017-11-24T13:03:10Z")
DD, when you end one limerick start another. I started the one you just finished so I won’t go again. DD appears to be absent at the moment, so anyone else want to start one? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2017, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3431 "2017-12-02T18:29:08Z")
Anyone else want to make a new start? ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2017, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3432 "2017-12-03T18:26:44Z")
> [@Thin\_Ice](#): > > DD, when you end one limerick start another. I started the one you just finished so I won’t go again. > DD appears to be absent at the moment, so anyone else want to start one? I knew I was being a little divergent. I just didn’t have it in me to start one. I apologize. On ending one limerick you must start one ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2017, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3433 "2017-12-03T19:49:11Z")
On ending one limerick you must start one. It’s an onerous task, but sometimes fun ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2017, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3434 "2017-12-06T19:40:29Z")
On ending one limerick you must start one. It’s an onerous task, but sometimes fun Just get down in the mud ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2017, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3435 "2017-12-06T19:49:57Z")
On ending one limerick you must start one. It’s an onerous task, but sometimes fun Just get down in the mud And release a flood ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2017, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3436 "2017-12-07T14:52:33Z")
On ending one limerick you must start one. It’s an onerous task, but sometimes fun Just get down in the mud And release a flood But make sure that your rhymes are well done With limericks, the syllables are key ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2017, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3437 "2017-12-08T14:58:36Z")
With limericks, the syllables are key So make sure and count 'em, you see ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2017, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3438 "2017-12-09T05:53:06Z")
With limericks, the syllables are key So make sure and count 'em, you see Or, like Ogden Nash, we decide to do it like this ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2017, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3439 "2017-12-09T14:39:13Z")
With limericks, the syllables are key So make sure and count 'em, you see Or, like Ogden Nash, we decide to do it like this Though Nash had talent, his rhymes were hit, never miss ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2017, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3440 "2017-12-14T05:38:16Z")
With limericks, the syllables are key So make sure and count 'em, you see Or, like Ogden Nash, we decide to do it like this Though Nash had talent, his rhymes were hit, never miss and sometimes they’re rhythmically free. I put rips in my suit to look cool. ---
**Author:** ![AngryBlonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f475e1/32.png) [@AngryBlonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngryBlonde)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2017, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3441 "2017-12-14T06:34:39Z")
I put rips in my suit to look cool. Even if it makes me look the fool. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2017, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3442 "2017-12-14T14:25:13Z")
I put rips in my suit to look cool. Even if it makes me look the fool. Some people call me The Joker ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2017, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3443 "2017-12-14T15:03:14Z")
I put rips in my suit to look cool. Even if it makes me look the fool. Some people call me The Joker But I hope I’ll invoke her ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2017, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3444 "2017-12-16T18:22:23Z")
I put rips in my suit to look cool. Even if it makes me look the fool. Some people call me The Joker But I hope I’ll invoke her To help me stiffen my “tool.” I’ve broken one of God’s commandments ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2017, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3445 "2017-12-18T06:53:31Z")
I’ve broken one of God’s commandments and showed my lover my backhandment ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2017, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3446 "2017-12-22T17:17:27Z")
I’ve broken one of God’s commandments and showed my lover my backhandment But I found this great loophole ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2017, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3447 "2017-12-23T07:13:04Z")
I’ve broken one of God’s commandments and showed my lover my backhandment But I found this great loophole In the Bible? I hope so. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2017, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3448 "2017-12-23T20:57:01Z")
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