# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 173
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2017, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3449 "2017-12-23T21:29:31Z")
It’s December and it’s raining And Baby New Year, he’s a’gaining ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2017, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3450 "2017-12-27T14:52:56Z")
It’s December and it’s raining And Baby New Year, he’s a’gaining Up to two thousand eighteen ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2017, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3451 "2017-12-27T17:35:45Z")
It’s December and it’s raining And Baby New Year, he’s a’gaining Up to two thousand eighteen In the paleocene ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2017, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3452 "2017-12-29T04:48:01Z")
t’s December and it’s raining And Baby New Year, he’s a’gaining Up to two thousand eighteen In the paleocene And he’s got no lust for taming. These winter days are feverishly cold ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2017, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3453 "2017-12-29T18:40:16Z")
These winter days are feverishly cold But night-time views are a sight to behold ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2017, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3454 "2017-12-30T14:35:21Z")
These winter days are feverishly cold But night-time views are a sight to behold A million stars in the sky ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2018, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3455 "2018-01-02T00:59:49Z")
These winter days are feverishly cold But night-time views are a sight to behold A million stars in the sky A trillion more reasons why ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2018, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3456 "2018-01-02T14:07:49Z")
## These winter days are feverishly cold But night-time views are a sight to behold A million stars in the sky A trillion more reasons why Life is really silver and gold. I really want some peppermint schnapps. ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2018, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3457 "2018-01-02T22:57:42Z")
I really want some peppermint schnapps. They world be a lovely forget-me-not. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2018, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3458 "2018-01-03T00:43:26Z")
I really want some peppermint schnapps. They world be a lovely forget-me-not. Unless I drink too much ---
**Author:** ![Homo\_litoralis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homo\_litoralis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homo_litoralis)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2018, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3459 "2018-01-03T03:04:09Z")
I really want some peppermint schnapps. They world be a lovely forget-me-not. Unless I drink too much Then “schnapps” rhymes with “not” a touch ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2018, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3460 "2018-01-04T15:10:39Z")
I really want some peppermint schnapps. They world be a lovely forget-me-not. Unless I drink too much Then “schnapps” rhymes with “not” a touch. World spins lovely woo-hoo pass the bottle. The Southern States seem to be freezing ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2018, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3461 "2018-01-04T17:12:50Z")
The Southern States seem to be freezing Which brings lots of Northern state teasing ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2018, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3462 "2018-01-05T00:08:13Z")
The Southern States seem to be freezing, Which brings lots of Northern state teasing. Do you think all’s lost? ---
**Author:** ![Homo\_litoralis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homo\_litoralis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homo_litoralis)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2018, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3463 "2018-01-05T01:39:35Z")
The Southern States seem to be freezing, Which brings lots of Northern state teasing. Do you think all’s lost? Just cuz my ass is covered with frost? ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2018, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3464 "2018-01-05T01:43:38Z")
There’s a reason I quit playing. Guess what it is? ---
**Author:** ![Homo\_litoralis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homo\_litoralis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homo_litoralis)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2018, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3465 "2018-01-05T02:14:03Z")
> [@Sicks\_Ate](#): > > There’s a reason I quit playing. Guess what it is? Because you can’t think of anything that rhymes with freezing? ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2018, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3466 "2018-01-05T02:22:38Z")
> [@Sicks\_Ate](#): > > There’s a reason I quit playing. Guess what it is? Scansion? ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2018, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3467 "2018-01-05T02:28:32Z")
> [@Yllaria](#): > > Scansion? …more or less. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2018, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3468 "2018-01-05T03:45:20Z")
I assume poking at the scansion is frowned on? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=172) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=174)