# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 174
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2018, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3469 "2018-01-05T03:54:28Z")
We sallied forth into the crypt, And of course milady’s dress ripped, ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2018, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3470 "2018-01-05T08:32:39Z")
We sallied forth into the crypt, and of course milady’s dress ripped. I begged her to stay and she said, “sure, ok”. We snogged until we were blue-lipped. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2018, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3471 "2018-01-05T18:08:38Z")
Back to our regular channel. The Southern States seem to be freezing, Which brings lots of Northern state teasing. Do you think all’s lost? Just cuz my ass is covered with frost? (Cause you’re covered with frost?) The rest of us find the snow pleasing. I’ll be driving today to LA ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2018, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3472 "2018-01-05T19:00:28Z")
I’ll be driving today to LA In my trusty Corvette, Chevrolet ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3473 "2018-01-06T14:24:46Z")
I’ll be driving today to LA In my trusty Corvette, Chevrolet I have my cell phone and fuel ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3474 "2018-01-06T22:07:31Z")
I’ll be driving today to LA In my trusty Corvette, Chevrolet I have my cell phone and fuel And the wistful speed of a mule ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2018, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3475 "2018-01-07T05:58:45Z")
I’ll be driving today to LA In my trusty Corvette, Chevrolet I have my cell phone and fuel And the wistful speed of a mule While I drive, I plan to crochet. Mindfulness! Just look at the shape of these letters. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2018, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3476 "2018-01-09T06:21:27Z")
Mindfulness! Just look at the shape of these letters. Not a brush-stroke could make them look betters ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2018, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3477 "2018-01-09T14:25:06Z")
Mindfulness! Just look at the shape of these letters. Not a brush-stroke could make them look betters Is White Out still available? ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2018, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3478 "2018-01-10T17:42:02Z")
Mindfulness! Just look at the shape of these letters. Not a brush-stroke could make them look betters Is White Out still available? And would I be jailable ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2018, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3479 "2018-01-10T21:57:00Z")
Mindfulness! Just look at the shape of these letters. Not a brush-stroke could make them look betters Is White Out still available? And would I be jailable Or just turn into a dumb debtor. T Today rain is destroying the snow ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2018, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3480 "2018-01-11T14:42:11Z")
Today rain is destroying the snow The resulting water has no where to go ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2018, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3481 "2018-01-12T02:42:37Z")
Today rain is destroying the snow. The resulting water has no where to go. The puddles, they deepen ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2018, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3482 "2018-01-21T06:36:24Z")
Today rain is destroying the snow. The resulting water has no where to go. The puddles, they deepen A wet bed I can’t sleep in ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2018, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3483 "2018-01-22T21:20:14Z")
Today rain is destroying the snow. The resulting water has no where to go. The puddles, they deepen A wet bed I can’t sleep in When I get trapped in the bed’s undertow On Saturday I went to the march ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2018, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3484 "2018-01-22T21:22:49Z")
On Saturday I went to the march. A few of the signs, they were harsh ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2018, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3485 "2018-01-30T09:05:50Z")
On Saturday I went to the march. A few of the signs, they were harsh My friend she got clever ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2018, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3486 "2018-01-31T23:57:55Z")
On Saturday I went to the march. A few of the signs, they were harsh My friend she got clever She pulled the poles better. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2018, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3487 "2018-02-01T14:42:40Z")
On Saturday I went to the march. A few of the signs, they were harsh My friend she got clever She pulled the poles better. And out of the shirts took the starch. * * * The Me Too movement is really growing. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2018, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3488 "2018-02-08T06:46:44Z")
The Me Too movement is really growing. But is the debauchery movement slowing? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=173) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=175)