# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 175
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2018, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3489 "2018-02-13T19:56:33Z")
The Me Too movement is really growing. But is the debauchery movement slowing? It boils down to a hashtag ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3490 "2018-02-14T14:36:32Z")
he Me Too movement is really growing. But is the debauchery movement slowing? It boils down to a hashtag Makes me feel like a wash rag ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2018, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3491 "2018-02-18T08:05:58Z")
The Me Too movement is really growing. But is the debauchery movement slowing? It boils down to a hashtag Makes me feel like a wash rag As still too many bulges are showing. I’m the Russian who did the deed ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2018, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3492 "2018-02-20T03:49:52Z")
I’m the Russian who did the deed. My pen marked up every screed. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2018, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3493 "2018-02-20T14:39:54Z")
I’m the Russian who did the deed. My pen marked up every screed. According to Trump’s latest tweet ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2018, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3494 "2018-02-26T03:04:22Z")
I’m the Russian who did the deed. My pen marked up every screed. According to Trump’s latest tweet The investigation is full of sheet ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2018, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3495 "2018-02-26T14:16:35Z")
## I’m the Russian who did the deed. My pen marked up every screed. According to Trump’s latest tweet The investigation is full of sheet Who knows or even cares where this bullsheet will lead? How I hate the month of February ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3496 "2018-02-28T05:54:06Z")
How I hate the month of February Just throw me into the estuary ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2018, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3497 "2018-02-28T15:08:39Z")
How I hate the month of February Just throw me into the estuary Now along comes March ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2018, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3498 "2018-03-05T22:57:40Z")
How I hate the month of February Just throw me into the estuary Now along comes March The days aren’t so harsh ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2018, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3499 "2018-03-13T13:30:59Z")
How I hate the month of February Just throw me into the estuary Now along comes March The days aren’t so harsh Three snowstorms this March? That’s scary! * * * I love the works of old Will Shakespeare ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2018, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3500 "2018-03-18T20:00:54Z")
I love the works of old Will Shakespeare When reputations he seeks t’ smear ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2018, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3501 "2018-03-18T20:17:44Z")
I love the works of old Will Shakespeare When reputations he seeks t’ smear [/QUOTE] "Alas, poor Marlowe, how stinketh his verse, ---
**Author:** ![Homo\_litoralis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homo\_litoralis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homo_litoralis)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2018, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3502 "2018-03-27T03:26:20Z")
I love the works of old Will Shakespeare When reputations he seeks t’ smear. "Alas, poor Marlowe, how stinketh his verse, And he taunts the scansion police by composing limericks that are not very terse! ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2018, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3503 "2018-03-29T06:04:44Z")
I love the works of old Will Shakespeare When reputations he seeks t’ smear. "Alas, poor Marlowe, how stinketh his verse, And he taunts the scansion police by composing limericks that are not very terse! So, give me a sonnet or kindly roll out the hearse.” My toes, my toes, this year I will touch. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2018, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3504 "2018-03-29T13:11:42Z")
My toes, my toes, this year I will touch. Do you think that is asking too much? ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2018, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3505 "2018-03-30T19:26:12Z")
My toes, my toes, this year I will touch. Do you think that is asking too much? But my stomach, I fear, ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2018, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3506 "2018-03-30T19:59:25Z")
My toes, my toes, this year I will touch. Do you think that is asking too much? But my stomach, I fear, Is so full of beer ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2018, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3507 "2018-03-31T06:02:50Z")
My toes, my toes, this year I will touch. Do you think that is asking too much? But my stomach, I fear, Is so full of beer And in my fists are sour gummy worms and such. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - My dog is sniffing some neighbor-dog butt ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2018, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3508 "2018-03-31T13:48:09Z")
My dog is sniffing some neighbor-dog butt Not to complain, but neighbor-dog is a mutt. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=174) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=176)