# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 176
**Author:** ![Jesta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Jesta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jesta)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2018, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3509 "2018-04-01T12:48:48Z")
My dog is sniffing some neighbor-dog butt Not to complain, but neighbor-dog is a mutt. One has jumped on top, making a pile ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2018, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3510 "2018-04-03T05:55:42Z")
My dog is sniffing some neighbor-dog butt Not to complain, but neighbor-dog is a mutt. One has jumped on top, making a pile The bottom one laid still for awhile. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3511 "2018-04-04T13:15:01Z")
## My dog is sniffing some neighbor-dog butt Not to complain, but neighbor-dog is a mutt. One has jumped on top, making a pile The bottom one laid still for awhile. I think that that mutt is a slut. I just watched Jesus Christ Superstar ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3512 "2018-04-04T16:11:03Z")
I just watched Jesus Christ Superstar[,] How fervid and fanatic these Jews are! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2018, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3513 "2018-04-07T14:03:18Z")
I just watched Jesus Christ Superstar[,] How fervid and fanatic these Jews are! Though the show’s star is really Judas ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2018, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3514 "2018-04-11T14:05:33Z")
I just watched Jesus Christ Superstar[,] How fervid and fanatic these Jews are! Though the show’s star is really Judas And his sexy wife the Druidess ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2018, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3515 "2018-04-14T07:58:08Z")
I just watched Jesus Christ Superstar[,] How fervid and fanatic these Jews are! Though the show’s star is really Judas And his sexy wife the Druidess. A legend he is, well, they both are. * * * Now where did I put my memory stick? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2018, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3516 "2018-04-14T14:46:52Z")
Now where did I put my memory stick? I need to find it, right now, right quick. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2018, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3517 "2018-04-21T05:44:46Z")
Now where did I put my memory stick? I need to find it, right now, right quick. Behind my ear? Hmm, not there. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2018, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3518 "2018-04-21T18:15:29Z")
Now where did I put my memory stick? I need to find it, right now, right quick. Behind my ear? Hmm, not there. Is it that bulge in my underwear? ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2018, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3519 "2018-04-28T04:35:01Z")
Now where did I put my memory stick? I need to find it, right now, right quick. Behind my ear? Hmm, not there. Is it that bulge in my underwear? I think I’m in need of a private dick. Looks like it’s time to kill this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2018, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3520 "2018-04-30T20:34:41Z")
Looks like it’s time to kill this thread. 'Cuz it looks like it’s almost dead ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2018, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3521 "2018-05-01T03:32:02Z")
Looks like it’s time to kill this thread. 'Cuz it looks like it’s almost dead Just a line or two more ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2018, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3522 "2018-05-01T12:51:22Z")
Looks like it’s time to kill this thread. 'Cuz it looks like it’s almost dead Just a line or two more Oh god, what a bore ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2018, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3523 "2018-05-01T13:29:01Z")
Looks like it’s time to kill this thread. 'Cuz it looks like it’s almost dead Just a line or two more Oh god, what a bore Has it become a thread that doesn’t get read? I’m continuing this thread; I don’t care. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2018, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3524 "2018-05-01T13:33:25Z")
I’m continuing this thread; I don’t care. And I’ll continue to do it with flair ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2018, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3525 "2018-05-01T14:01:02Z")
I’m continuing this thread; I don’t care. And I’ll continue to do it with flair So when it won’t scan ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2018, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3526 "2018-05-01T14:39:21Z")
I’m continuing this thread; I don’t care. And I’ll continue to do it with flair So when it won’t scan I’ll do what I can ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2018, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3527 "2018-05-01T16:56:28Z")
I’m continuing this thread; I don’t care. And I’ll continue to do it with flair So when it won’t scan I’ll do what I can 'Cause it’s good for my mental welfare. I’m dealing with online complaints ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2018, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3528 "2018-05-01T18:15:55Z")
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