# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 177
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2018, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3529 "2018-05-02T13:05:24Z")
I’m dealing with online complaints And none of these people are saints I’m distressed by their low I.Q.'s ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2018, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3530 "2018-05-02T15:42:48Z")
I’m dealing with online complaints And none of these people are saints I’m distressed by their low I.Q.'s not to mention provincial views ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2018, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3531 "2018-05-03T04:35:02Z")
I’m dealing with online complaints And none of these people are saints I’m distressed by their low I.Q.'s not to mention provincial views their entitlement comes in various kinds of quaints. * * * She likes the steak rare but he likes it well. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2018, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3532 "2018-05-03T13:08:47Z")
She likes the steak rare but he likes it well. He thinks meat should be cooked in the fires of hell. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2018, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3533 "2018-05-07T20:34:33Z")
She likes the steak rare but he likes it well. He thinks meat should be cooked in the fires of hell. They can’t compromise ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2018, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3534 "2018-05-09T06:18:00Z")
She likes the steak rare but he likes it well. He thinks meat should be cooked in the fires of hell. They can’t compromise 'Til, one day, a surprise. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2018, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3535 "2018-05-14T20:07:23Z")
She likes the steak rare but he likes it well. He thinks meat should be cooked in the fires of hell. They can’t compromise 'Til, one day, a surprise: They went vegan. It was a bombshell. I missed getting “my steps” yesterday ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2018, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3536 "2018-05-15T13:15:47Z")
I missed getting “my steps” yesterday And I wondered what Paul McCartney would say. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2018, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3537 "2018-05-18T05:31:34Z")
I missed getting “my steps” yesterday And I wondered what Paul McCartney would say. He’d say "Yesterday, I believe in ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2018, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3538 "2018-05-18T12:12:31Z")
I missed getting “my steps” yesterday And I wondered what Paul McCartney would say. He’d say "Yesterday, I believe in Something to achieve in ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2018, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3539 "2018-05-19T14:04:21Z")
I missed getting “my steps” yesterday And I wondered what Paul McCartney would say. He’d say "Yesterday, I believe in Something to achieve in But believing it today? _Oy vey!_ Should I see Hamilton or Frozen? ---
**Author:** ![eloquently](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@eloquently](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eloquently)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2018, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3540 "2018-05-21T02:59:49Z")
Should I say Hamilton or Frozen? Would I want rings or Rosen ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2018, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3541 "2018-05-21T05:38:15Z")
Should I say Hamilton or Frozen? Would I want rings or Rosen So, a coin I flipped ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2018, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3542 "2018-05-21T15:48:21Z")
Should I see Hamilton or Frozen? Would I want rings or Rosen So, a coin I flipped But then my foot slipped ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2018, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3543 "2018-05-21T16:43:45Z")
Should I see Hamilton or Frozen? Would I want rings or Rosen So, a coin I flipped But then my foot slipped And my selection remained unchosen There was a hare and a bear in the woods ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2018, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3544 "2018-05-21T16:57:51Z")
There was a hare and a bear in the woods Trying to divvy up their stolen goods. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2018, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3545 "2018-05-22T04:29:51Z")
There was a hare and a bear in the woods Trying to divvy up their stolen goods. Four for me said the hare ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2018, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3546 "2018-05-22T16:46:53Z")
There was a hare and a bear in the woods Trying to divvy up their stolen goods. Four for me said the hare. More for me, said the bear ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2018, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3547 "2018-05-24T15:00:58Z")
There was a hare and a bear in the woods Trying to divvy up their stolen goods. Four for me said the hare. More for me, said the bear So, the hare weighed his shouldn’ts and shoulds. The Sun asked the Earth, Am I hot? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2018, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3548 "2018-06-02T16:14:26Z")
The Sun asked the Earth, Am I hot? The Earth replied, If you have to ask, you are not. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=176) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=178)