# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 179
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3569 "2018-08-14T13:27:14Z")
## I’ve never had measles or grippe Or pus-oozing sores on my lip But try as I might By weak candle light I cannot see what’s on my penis’s tip. You better think about what you’re trying to do to me. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3570 "2018-08-14T13:44:50Z")
You better think about what you’re trying to do to me. I’m not going to fall for your devilry ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2018, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3571 "2018-08-16T05:27:55Z")
You better think about what you’re trying to do to me. I’m not going to fall for your devilry I’ve got connections, I’m sure ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2018, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3572 "2018-09-06T04:17:21Z")
You better think about what you’re trying to do to me. I’m not going to fall for your devilry I’ve got connections, I’m sure The kind of guys who’ll leave you sore ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2019, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3573 "2019-09-28T00:32:53Z")
You better think about what you’re trying to do to me. I’m not going to fall for your devilry I’ve got connections, I’m sure The kind of guys who’ll leave you sore For the way that you’re being so rude to me Another resurrected thread? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2021, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3574 "2021-03-04T01:15:20Z")
Another resurrected thread? And I thought that this one was dead ---
**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2021, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3575 "2021-03-04T06:22:55Z")
Another resurrected thread? And I thought that this one was dead Quick! check its pulse ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2021, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3576 "2021-04-16T22:26:25Z")
Another resurrected thread? And I thought that this one was dead Quick! check its pulse And feed it some dulse ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2021, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3577 "2021-04-17T04:48:37Z")
Another resurrected thread? And I thought that this one was dead Quick! check its pulse And feed it some dulse Then give it two shots to the head. A groom making love to his bride ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2021, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3578 "2021-04-19T16:17:26Z")
A groom making love to his bride Said “Baby, I’m slipping it inside” ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2021, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3579 "2021-04-19T23:28:21Z")
A groom making love to his bride Said “Baby, I’m slipping it inside” When she started to giggle, ---
**Author:** ![bodangus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c37758/32.png) [@bodangus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bodangus)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2021, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3580 "2021-04-20T00:19:20Z")
Her butt started to wiggle ---
**Author:** ![bodangus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c37758/32.png) [@bodangus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bodangus)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2021, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3581 "2021-04-20T00:21:17Z")
A groom making love to his bride Said “Baby, I’m slipping it inside” When she started to giggle, Her butt started to wiggle. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2022, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3582 "2022-01-04T14:07:45Z")
A groom making love to his bride Said “Baby, I’m slipping it inside” When she started to giggle, Her butt started to wiggle. And that’s when this thread up and died Ten more months til the midterm elections ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2022, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3583 "2022-01-04T17:53:46Z")
Ten more months til the midterm elections Where people will choose their selections ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2022, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3584 "2022-01-05T04:36:10Z")
Ten more months til the midterm elections Where people will choose their selections And now that I think ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2022, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3585 "2022-01-05T04:52:04Z")
Ten more months til the midterm elections Where people will choose their selections And now that I think The outcome will stink ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2022, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3586 "2022-01-05T05:52:20Z")
Ten more months til the midterm elections Where people will choose their selections And now that I think The outcome will stink And all will lose their erections There once was a lady from Maine ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2022, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3587 "2022-01-05T10:37:33Z")
There once was a lady from Maine With a kinky devotion to pain ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2022, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3588 "2022-01-06T15:27:35Z")
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