# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/342 "2015-02-27T02:42:23Z")
A sexual deviant from the city Told jokes she thought were witty But a preacher named Stan Read verses from the Koran Now she’s deviant no more…what a pity. * * * A blonde coed walked out in the snow ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/343 "2015-02-27T13:43:26Z")
A blonde coed walked out in the snow She was late, with a long way to go ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/344 "2015-02-27T15:19:37Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > [[337](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18165405&postcount=337) was classic. :D] Thanks! A blonde coed walked out in the snow She was late, with a long way to go So she hopped on her skis ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/345 "2015-02-27T15:29:17Z")
A blonde coed walked out in the snow She was late, with a long way to go So she hopped on her skis, Dropped her skirt to her knees, ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/346 "2015-02-27T16:04:58Z")
A blonde coed walked out in the snow She was late, with a long way to go So she hopped on her skis, Dropped her skirt to her knees, And slalomed to class, don’t you know. There once was a gal named Veronica ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/347 "2015-02-27T16:14:30Z")
There once was a gal named Veronica Who loved to play the harmonica ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/348 "2015-02-27T16:30:56Z")
There once was a gal named Veronica Who loved to play the harmonica She would give it a blow ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/349 "2015-02-27T16:45:00Z")
There once was a gal named Veronica Who loved to play the harmonica She would give it a blow, not with her mouth though ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/350 "2015-02-27T17:17:09Z")
There once was a gal named Veronica Who loved to play the harmonica She would give it a blow, Not with her mouth though But with her nose, every Hannukkah. When Santa Claus comes to my house ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/351 "2015-02-27T17:20:11Z")
\ When Santa Claus comes to my house We make sure all is de-loused ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/352 "2015-02-27T17:28:18Z")
When Santa Claus comes to my house We make sure all is de-loused We give him mince pies ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/353 "2015-02-27T18:04:18Z")
When Santa Claus comes to my house We make sure all is de-loused We give him mince pies Despite his immense size ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/354 "2015-02-27T19:41:00Z")
When Santa Claus comes to my house We make sure all is de-loused We give him mince pies Despite his immense size And clap as he dances to Chopin and Strauss. One night as I lay tucked in bed ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/355 "2015-02-27T20:35:11Z")
One night as I lay tucked in bed I heard someone breaking into my shed ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/356 "2015-02-27T20:38:44Z")
One night as I lay tucked in bed I heard someone breaking into my shed I quickly jumped to my feet ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/357 "2015-02-27T20:57:45Z")
One night as I lay tucked in bed I heard someone breaking into my shed. I jumped to my feet, Grabbed some cookies to eat, ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/358 "2015-02-27T21:51:48Z")
One night as I lay tucked in bed I heard someone breaking into my shed. I jumped to my feet, Grabbed some cookies to eat, And shot the varmint cold dead. A lost and lonely waif named Eva ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/359 "2015-02-27T21:53:35Z")
A lost and lonely waif named Eva Said "I don’t want to sound like a diva, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/360 "2015-02-27T21:58:05Z")
A lost and lonely waif named Eva Said "I don’t want to sound like a diva, But your dick is too small, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2015, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/361 "2015-02-27T22:15:37Z")
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