# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 180
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2022, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3589 "2022-01-11T06:11:39Z")
There once was a lady from Maine With a kinky devotion to pain She’d stretch out her breasts So she could better attest ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2022, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3590 "2022-03-07T20:35:33Z")
There once was a lady from Maine With a kinky devotion to pain She’d stretch out her breasts So she could better attest To the way that her goal was attained There once was a dog from Dakota ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2022, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3591 "2022-03-07T21:35:46Z")
There once was a dog from Dakota Who dreamt that he’d chased a Toyota ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2022, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3592 "2022-03-08T13:24:18Z")
There once was a dog from Dakota Who dreamt that he’d chased a Toyota He woke with dismay ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2022, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3593 "2022-03-09T02:18:04Z")
There once was a dog from Dakota Who dreamt that he’d chased a Toyota He woke with dismay Cause the car’d gone away ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2022, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3594 "2022-03-09T22:24:31Z")
There once was a dog from Dakota Who dreamt that he’d chased a Toyota He woke with dismay Cause the car’d gone away And he was in the next state- Minnesota! An artist was painting a nude ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2022, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3595 "2022-03-11T00:23:50Z")
An artist was painting a nude, When his eyebrows began to protrude. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2022, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3596 "2022-03-11T15:01:19Z")
An artist was painting a nude, When his eyebrows began to protrude. Then his eyeballs popped out ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2022, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3597 "2022-03-11T21:35:04Z")
An artist was painting a nude, When his eyebrows began to protrude. Then his eyeballs popped out And rolled all about. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2022, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3598 "2022-03-11T23:31:29Z")
An artist was painting a nude, When his eyebrows began to protrude. Then his eyeballs popped out And rolled all about Due to her fine pulchritude. A carpenter with a big hammer ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2022, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3599 "2022-03-11T23:58:05Z")
A carpenter with a big hammer Just spent the last week in the slammer ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2022, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3600 "2022-03-12T00:10:56Z")
A carpenter with a big hammer Just spent the last week in the slammer Instead of banging on wood ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2022, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3601 "2022-03-12T03:07:22Z")
A carpenter with a big hammer Just spent the last week in the slammer Instead of banging on wood He banged who he could ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2022, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3602 "2022-03-12T10:24:45Z")
A carpenter with a big hammer Just spent the last week in the slammer Instead of banging on wood He banged who he could Which caused quite a stir and a clamor. There once was a good bear named Pooh ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2022, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3603 "2022-03-12T13:08:50Z")
There once was a good bear named Pooh who, along with another - Baloo, ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2022, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3604 "2022-03-13T05:45:49Z")
There once was a good bear named Pooh who, along with another - Baloo They sat on a beach ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2022, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3605 "2022-03-13T07:28:57Z")
There once was a good bear named Pooh who, along with another - Baloo They sat on a beach Til’ one made a reach And together they made Boo-Boo. pass ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2022, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3606 "2022-03-13T12:36:55Z")
Said the doctor, “I’ve got some good news” ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2022, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3607 "2022-03-17T01:18:05Z")
Said the doctor, “I’ve got some good news” “That disease that you caught on the cruise” ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2022, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3608 "2022-03-17T14:02:53Z")
Said the doctor, “I’ve got some good news” “That disease that you caught on the cruise” “can be treated with pills” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=179) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=181)