# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 181
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2022, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3609 "2022-03-18T02:34:44Z")
Said the doctor, “I’ve got some good news” “That disease that you caught on the cruise” “can be treated with pills” “and some exercise drills” ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2022, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3610 "2022-03-18T14:11:16Z")
Said the doctor, “I’ve got some good news” “That disease that you caught on the cruise” “can be treated with pills” “and some exercise drills” “But the bad news is you get no more booze” A dictator called Vladimir Putin ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2022, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3611 "2022-03-18T18:06:03Z")
A dictator called Vladimir Putin Entered Ukraine and started shootin’ ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2022, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3612 "2022-03-18T18:07:08Z")
A dictator called Vladimir Putin Entered Ukraine and started shootin’ But he didn’t expect ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2022, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3613 "2022-03-18T21:02:35Z")
A dictator called Vladimir Putin Entered Ukraine and started shootin’ But he didn’t expect He would soon get wrecked ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2022, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3614 "2022-03-18T22:18:40Z")
A dictator called Vladimir Putin Entered Ukraine and started shootin’ But he didn’t expect He would soon get wrecked And drag his ass home with a boot in The astronomer peered at the Moon ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2022, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3615 "2022-03-22T23:47:14Z")
The astronomer peered at the Moon And said “I’ll be up there soon” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2022, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3616 "2022-03-23T18:00:45Z")
The astronomer peered at the Moon And said “I’ll be up there soon” I’ll hop in my rocket ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2022, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3617 "2022-03-24T11:13:45Z")
The astronomer peered at the Moon And said “I’ll be up there soon” I’ll hop in my rocket But he forgot to lock it ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2022, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3618 "2022-03-28T21:00:01Z")
The astronomer peered at the Moon And said “I’ll be up there soon” I’ll hop in my rocket But he forgot to lock it So he flew out the door like a loon ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2022, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3619 "2022-03-29T01:22:13Z")
Your turn to start. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2022, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3620 "2022-03-29T12:16:44Z")
A barbecue maven named Bill ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2022, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3621 "2022-03-29T13:50:09Z")
A barbecue maven named Bill Was looking for a new barbeque thrill ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2022, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3622 "2022-03-29T19:16:15Z")
A barbecue maven named Bill Was looking for a new barbeque thrill So he dry rubbed his meat ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2022, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3623 "2022-03-29T19:29:52Z")
A barbecue maven named Bill Was looking for a new barbeque thrill So he dry rubbed his meat To a bow-chicka beat ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2022, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3624 "2022-04-01T04:08:59Z")
A barbecue maven named Bill Was looking for a new barbeque thrill So he dry rubbed his meat To a bow-chicka beat Now you know how Mrs. Bill got her fill. next: The doggie went barking down the road ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2022, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3625 "2022-04-01T13:33:47Z")
The doggie went barking down the road As he chased a warty old toad ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2022, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3626 "2022-04-01T15:49:25Z")
The doggie went barking down the road As he chased a warty old toad The toad jumped away ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2022, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3627 "2022-04-02T01:14:23Z")
[quote=“Intergalactic\_Gladiator, post:3626, topic:712149, full:true”] The doggie went barking down the road As he chased a warty old toad The toad jumped away With the pooch in sway ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2022, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3628 "2022-04-02T22:08:57Z")
The doggie went barking down the road As he chased a warty old toad The toad jumped away With the pooch in sway 'Til a truck caused them both to implode. The girl who kept cash in her shoe [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=180) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=182)