# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 182
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2022, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3629 "2022-04-03T05:57:37Z")
The girl who kept cash in her shoe Was known not to have a clue ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2022, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3630 "2022-04-14T05:32:33Z")
The girl who kept cash in her shoe Was known not to have a clue It gave her a limp ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2022, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3631 "2022-04-14T21:45:30Z")
The girl who kept cash in her shoe Was known not to have a clue It gave her a limp Folks called her The Gimp ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2022, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3632 "2022-05-06T23:43:30Z")
Tho’ baptised as Jean Passepatout. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2022, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3633 "2022-05-11T04:52:40Z")
Orson. Good ending. Start us with a first line, please. ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2022, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3634 "2022-05-11T05:25:25Z")
I haven’t been here for a while. Where do I type the line? Do I just do it as a ‘reply’?. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2022, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3635 "2022-05-11T14:51:13Z")
I haven’t been here for a while. But coming back brings me a smile (I typically copy the line above me, hit reply, then paste it in the new message. You have to remove quote lines, but that seems to be the easiest for me) ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2022, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3636 "2022-05-11T19:02:28Z")
I haven’t been here for a while. But coming back brings me a smile Except when some fools ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2022, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3637 "2022-05-11T20:29:53Z")
I haven’t been here for a while. But coming back brings me a smile Except when some fools Ignore all the rules ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2022, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3638 "2022-05-11T20:32:54Z")
I haven’t been here for a while. But coming back brings me a smile Except when some fools Ignore all the rules And fill up my gullet with bile I wish it were Friday today ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2022, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3639 "2022-05-11T22:05:13Z")
I wish it were Friday today The weekend is closer that way ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2022, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3640 "2022-05-11T23:57:18Z")
I wish it were Friday today The weekend is closer that way, But so is the grave ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2022, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3641 "2022-05-12T00:07:41Z")
I wish it were Friday today The weekend is closer that way, But so is the grave I should be brave ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2022, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3642 "2022-05-12T00:57:42Z")
I wish it were Friday today The weekend is closer that way, But so is the grave I should be brave Or return to the previous Monday. An aged poledancer named Mandy ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2022, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3643 "2022-05-12T01:15:52Z")
An aged poledancer named Mandy Had an oversplit that was a dandy. ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2022, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3644 "2022-05-12T02:42:01Z")
An aged poledancer named Mandy Had an oversplit that was a dandy. But as she extended ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2022, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3645 "2022-05-12T03:12:47Z")
An aged poledancer named Mandy Had an oversplit that was a dandy. But as she extended Her G-string descended ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2022, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3646 "2022-05-12T04:45:21Z")
An aged poledancer named Mandy Had an oversplit that was a dandy. But as she extended Her G-string descended Showing veins that resembled cane candy. You can’t spend the night at the Zoo, ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2022, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3647 "2022-05-13T02:54:22Z")
You can’t spend the night at the Zoo, but I have a plan for us two ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2022, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3648 "2022-05-13T02:58:32Z")
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