# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 183
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2022, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3649 "2022-05-13T03:07:43Z")
You can’t spend the night at the Zoo, but I have a plan for us two. We’ll climb a big tree And then we will see ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2022, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3650 "2022-05-13T03:18:12Z")
You can’t spend the night at the Zoo, but I have a plan for us two. We’ll climb a big tree And then we will see If the animals even had a clue. There was a young maiden from Maine ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2022, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3651 "2022-05-13T12:56:17Z")
There was a young maiden from Maine Who was only a little insane. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2022, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3652 "2022-05-13T18:09:08Z")
There was a young maiden from Maine Who was only a little insane. She likes her eggs runny ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2022, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3653 "2022-05-13T20:05:47Z")
There was a young maiden from Maine Who was only a little insane. She likes her eggs runny And goes dressed as a bunny ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2022, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3654 "2022-05-13T20:13:24Z")
There was a young maiden from Maine Who was only a little insane. She likes her eggs runny And goes dressed as a bunny Whenever she visits her swain. A man from the city of Bangor ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2022, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3655 "2022-05-13T20:21:03Z")
A man from the city of Bangor Awoke to a terrible clangor ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2022, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3656 "2022-05-13T23:32:42Z")
A man from the city of Bangor Awoke to a terrible clangor He threw on his pants ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2022, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3657 "2022-05-13T23:35:19Z")
A man from the city of Bangor Awoke to a terrible clangor He threw on his pants And called for his aunts ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2022, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3658 "2022-05-14T00:17:39Z")
A man from the city of Bangor Awoke to a terrible clangor He threw on his pants And called for his aunts Who were boinking his own doppelganger. The man with the very large ears ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2022, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3659 "2022-05-14T03:21:57Z")
The man with the very large ears Is standing behind me with shears. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2022, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3660 "2022-05-14T08:09:01Z")
The man with the very large ears Is standing behind me with shears. I should not be dismayed, _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2022, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3661 "2022-05-14T08:41:18Z")
The man with the very large ears Is standing behind me with shears. I should not be dismayed, He’s good at his trade ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2022, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3662 "2022-05-15T02:12:52Z")
The man with the very large ears Is standing behind me with shears. I should not be dismayed, He’s good at his trade - He’s ‘Sweeney the Barber’, my dears. There was a forgetful commuter, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2022, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3663 "2022-05-15T02:26:42Z")
There was a forgetful commuter Who kept tokens for trains in her cooter ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2022, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3664 "2022-05-15T05:24:04Z")
There was a forgetful commuter Who kept tokens for trains in her cooter She went in for a pap smear ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2022, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3665 "2022-05-15T13:18:13Z")
There was a forgetful commuter Who kept tokens for trains in her cooter She went in for a pap smear And the doctor said, "My dear, _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2022, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3666 "2022-05-15T17:24:32Z")
There was a forgetful commuter Who kept tokens for trains in her cooter She went in for a pap smear And the doctor said, “My dear, Do you think you’re a third-person shooter?” There once was a hiker from Stockton ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2022, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3667 "2022-05-15T17:46:40Z")
There once was a hiker from Stockton With no shoes on the feet that he walked on ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2022, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3668 "2022-05-15T23:18:06Z")
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