# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 184
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2022, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3669 "2022-05-16T04:01:25Z")
There once was a hiker from Stockton With no shoes on the feet that he walked on. Instead he wore hose Which did not pinch his toes, _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2022, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3670 "2022-05-17T23:37:02Z")
There once was a hiker from Stockton With no shoes on the feet that he walked on. Instead he wore hose Which did not pinch his toes, 'Cos it hung on the chair that he rocked on. A monk who was hooked on cocaine, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2022, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3671 "2022-05-18T00:27:30Z")
A monk who was hooked on cocaine Tried to mellow his buzz with champagne ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2022, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3672 "2022-05-18T03:03:36Z")
A monk who was hooked on cocaine Tried to mellow his buzz with champagne After doing a line ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2022, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3673 "2022-05-18T14:17:27Z")
A monk who was hooked on cocaine Tried to mellow his buzz with champagne After doing a line And some sacramental wine ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2022, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3674 "2022-05-18T14:54:21Z")
A monk who was hooked on cocaine Tried to mellow his buzz with champagne After doing a line And some sacramental wine He prayed for a bowl of chow mein An acrobat had a new stunt ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2022, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3675 "2022-05-18T15:00:14Z")
An acrobat had a new stunt Involving a girl who could punt ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2022, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3676 "2022-05-18T15:03:09Z")
An acrobat had a new stunt Involving a girl who could punt. While swinging a bat ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2022, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3677 "2022-05-18T22:37:56Z")
An acrobat had a new stunt Involving a girl who could punt. While swinging a bat A vampire, at that ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2022, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3678 "2022-05-19T01:06:14Z")
An acrobat had a new stunt, Involving a girl who could punt While swinging a bat – A vampire, at that – Then bowed, while all exeunt. There once was a cyclist named Bill _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2022, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3679 "2022-05-19T01:13:53Z")
@Rico posted elsewhere: ‘With a name like Smuckers… You’d better not try to write any limericks.’ So I replied with this: _There once was a man named Smuckers,_ _Who wrote out a rhyme for some truckers._ _‘Fuel prices are high,’_ _He said with a sigh,_ _‘Financially you’re out-of-luckers.’_ OK, that’s not very good. It was the best I could do in a rush. I tried again after my shower. _There once was a man named Smuckers_ _Whose products delivered sweet puckers_ _When asked by some men,_ _‘Do you make it with hen?’_ _He said, ‘I use berries, not cluckers!’_ And then I had to follow up that one with this one: _There once was a crazy old coot_ _Who said cackleberries are fruit_ _‘But they don’t grow on trees,’_ _He conceded with ease,_ _‘They come out of a chicken’s patoot!’_ ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2022, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3680 "2022-05-19T01:28:20Z")
There once was a cyclist named Bill Who rode his bike nude for a thrill ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2022, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3681 "2022-05-19T01:42:27Z")
There once was a cyclist named Bill Who rode his bike nude for a thrill Down a shaded school path ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2022, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3682 "2022-05-19T06:13:01Z")
There once was a cyclist named Bill Who rode his bike nude for a thrill Down a shaded school path He kept a wide swath ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2022, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3683 "2022-05-20T01:06:34Z")
There once was a cyclist named Bill Who rode his bike nude for a thrill Down a shaded school path He kept a wide swath 'Cos the kids cried out ‘Pedo Phil’. The truth is, I really love honey ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2022, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3684 "2022-05-20T02:38:28Z")
The truth is, I really love honey Whether solid or liquid or gummy ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2022, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3685 "2022-05-20T03:50:23Z")
The truth is, I really love honey Whether solid or liquid or gummy. It’s nice spread on bread, _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2022, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3686 "2022-05-20T21:44:03Z")
The truth is, I really love honey Whether solid or liquid or gummy. It’s nice spread on bread, Pooh Bear has said ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2022, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3687 "2022-05-21T00:07:07Z")
The truth is, I really love honey Whether solid or liquid or gummy. It’s nice spread on bread, Pooh Bear has said While patting his rumbly tummy. If you just take a moment to think ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2022, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3688 "2022-05-21T02:05:14Z")
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