# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 185
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2022, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3689 "2022-05-21T02:13:13Z")
If you just take a moment to think Why other folks farts always stink But your own are so sweet ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2022, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3690 "2022-05-21T06:03:56Z")
If you just take a moment to think Why other folks farts always stink But your own are so sweet And delightfully discreet ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2022, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3691 "2022-05-21T07:13:13Z")
If you just take a moment to think Why other folks farts always stink But your own are so sweet And delightfully discreet… You fart proudly! No reason to slink. I’m not sure I can comprehend _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2022, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3692 "2022-05-21T07:21:42Z")
I’m not sure I can comprehend Why my kids put me in a Depend ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2022, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3693 "2022-05-21T19:41:40Z")
I’m not sure I can comprehend Why my kids put me in a Depend Now I can’t smell my farts ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2022, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3694 "2022-05-21T20:00:32Z")
I’m not sure I can comprehend Why my kids put me in a Depend Now I can’t smell my farts And my gray underparts ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2022, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3695 "2022-05-21T21:17:48Z")
I’m not sure I can comprehend Why my kids put me in a Depend Now I can’t smell my farts And my gray underparts Kids, please rend this Depend from my end! The cornfield was grim and foreboding ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2022, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3696 "2022-05-22T01:01:21Z")
The cornfield was grim and foreboding And my resolve was quickly eroding ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2022, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3697 "2022-05-22T02:33:21Z")
The cornfield was grim and foreboding And my resolve was quickly eroding When the scarecrow said “Boo!” ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2022, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3698 "2022-05-22T04:12:01Z")
The cornfield was grim and foreboding And my resolve was quickly eroding When the scarecrow said “Boo!” “Step right up to me, you two.” ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2022, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3699 "2022-05-23T19:17:04Z")
The cornfield was grim and foreboding And my resolve was quickly eroding When the scarecrow said “Boo!” “Step right up to me, you two. And I’ll teach you about Algol coding." A ghost couldn’t bump in the night ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2022, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3700 "2022-05-23T19:34:00Z")
A ghost couldn’t bump in the night Without giving a terrible fright ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2022, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3701 "2022-05-23T20:38:12Z")
A ghost couldn’t bump in the night Without giving a terrible fright But during the day ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2022, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3702 "2022-05-23T22:41:21Z")
A ghost couldn’t bump in the night Without giving a terrible fright. But during the day It put on a display ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2022, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3703 "2022-05-24T03:32:30Z")
A ghost couldn’t [**bump**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bump_(dance)) in the night Without giving a terrible fright. But during the day It put on a display Of jive dancing that was outta sight! A young lady whose first name was Ruby _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2022, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3704 "2022-05-24T03:37:36Z")
A young lady whose first name was Ruby Who was, I’m afraid, quite a noobie ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2022, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3705 "2022-05-24T03:42:28Z")
A young lady whose first name was Ruby Who was, I’m afraid, quite a noobie At Walmart, she’d flirt ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2022, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3706 "2022-05-24T03:50:20Z")
A young lady whose first name was Ruby Who was, I’m afraid, quite a noobie At Walmart, she’d flirt With the manager–Kurt ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2022, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3707 "2022-05-24T04:03:58Z")
A young lady whose first name was Ruby Who was, I’m afraid, quite a noobie At Walmart, she’d flirt With the manager–Kurt By flashing the tatt on her boobie A protestor carried a sign ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2022, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3708 "2022-05-24T04:55:56Z")
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