# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 186
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2022, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3709 "2022-05-24T17:57:25Z")
A protestor carried a sign That read “give me what’s rightfully mine!” His mom made a fist ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2022, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3710 "2022-05-24T22:18:23Z")
A protestor carried a sign That read “give me what’s rightfully mine!” His mom made a fist Then gave his collar a twist ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2022, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3711 "2022-05-24T23:36:29Z")
A protestor carried a sign That read “give me what’s rightfully mine!” His mom made a fist Then gave his collar a twist And said, ‘That’ll teach you to whine!’ At the end of the table sat Putin, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3712 "2022-05-25T00:11:48Z")
At the end of the table sat Putin His complexion resembled steamed gluten ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3713 "2022-05-25T01:20:04Z")
At the end of the table sat Putin. His complexion resembled steamed gluten. His hair, it was sparce ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3714 "2022-05-25T05:50:15Z")
At the end of the table sat Putin. His complexion resembled steamed gluten. His hair, it was sparce and of his Ruskie arse ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2022, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3715 "2022-05-25T06:04:36Z")
At the end of the table sat Putin. His complexion resembled steamed gluten. His hair, it was sparce And of his Ruskie arse His comrades all wished for a bootin’. It’s long past my bedtime tonight ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2022, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3716 "2022-05-26T04:30:29Z")
It’s long past my bedtime tonight I got the feelin’ that somethin’ ain’t right ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2022, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3717 "2022-05-27T00:24:50Z")
It’s long past my bedtime tonight I got the feelin’ that somethin’ ain’t right. My sack is all saggy ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2022, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3718 "2022-05-27T00:36:26Z")
[It’s long past my bedtime tonight I got the feelin’ that somethin’ ain’t right. My sack is all saggy My wag isn’t waggy ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2022, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3719 "2022-05-27T00:40:19Z")
It’s long past my bedtime tonight I got the feelin’ that somethin’ ain’t right. My sack is all saggy My wag isn’t waggy And some parts of me aren’t watertight. My spouse said, "I need a vacation ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2022, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3720 "2022-05-27T00:46:29Z")
My spouse said, “I need a vacation. It’s driving me mad, this vibration”. ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2022, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3721 "2022-05-27T04:13:45Z")
My spouse said, “I need a vacation. It’s driving me mad, this vibration”. So we climbed in the Jeep ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2022, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3722 "2022-05-27T04:34:44Z")
My spouse said, “I need a vacation. It’s driving me mad, this vibration”. So we climbed in the Jeep, Fired up the old heap, _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2022, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3723 "2022-05-27T05:02:37Z")
My spouse said, “I need a vacation. It’s driving me mad, this vibration”. So we climbed in the Jeep, Fired up the old heap, And hit the road with no destination. There once was a Buddhist from Nepal ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2022, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3724 "2022-05-27T21:42:55Z")
There once was a Buddhist from Nepal Who loved to watch “Better Call Saul” ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2022, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3725 "2022-05-28T05:00:54Z")
There once was a Buddhist from Nepal Who loved to watch “Better Call Saul” but one night he fell asleep ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2022, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3726 "2022-05-29T01:18:38Z")
There once was a Buddhist from Nepal Who loved to watch “Better Call Saul” but one night he fell asleep And dreamed not of sheep ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2022, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3727 "2022-05-29T02:08:55Z")
[quote=“Fear\_Itself, post:3726, topic:712149, full:true”] There once was a Buddhist from Nepal Who loved to watch “Better Call Saul” but one night he fell asleep And dreamed not of sheep But a boy making love with a Gaul. She cried as she took off her glasses, ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2022, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3728 "2022-05-29T02:34:37Z")
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