# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 188
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2022, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3749 "2022-06-01T04:17:43Z")
A farm girl was milking a cow When the teat that she yanked went “kapow!” She was thrown 'cross the barn And cried out, “Oh, darn!” ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2022, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3750 "2022-06-02T03:27:39Z")
A farm girl was milking a cow When the teat that she yanked went “kapow!” She was thrown 'cross the barn And cried out, “Oh, darn! Udderly gaseous and rather lowbrow.” She opened her present carefully so. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2022, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3751 "2022-06-02T04:18:50Z")
She opened her present carefully so She could re-use that great bow ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2022, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3752 "2022-06-03T11:06:41Z")
She opened her present carefully so She could re-use that great bow Her beau thought it pretty ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2022, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3753 "2022-06-03T16:27:06Z")
She opened her present carefully so She could re-use that great bow Her beau thought it pretty And with alacrity ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2022, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3754 "2022-06-04T02:52:35Z")
She opened her present carefully so She could re-use that great bow Her beau thought it pretty And with alacrity His dick had a ribbon chapeau Jane knew a trick with her tongue ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2022, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3755 "2022-06-04T04:51:30Z")
Jane knew a trick with her tongue She could shove it down into her lung ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2022, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3756 "2022-06-04T17:21:18Z")
Jane knew a trick with her tongue She could shove it down into her lung Her heartbeat would quicken ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2022, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3757 "2022-06-05T03:55:06Z")
Jane knew a trick with her tongue She could shove it down into her lung Her heartbeat would quicken with upchuck she’d sicken ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2022, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3758 "2022-06-05T12:29:52Z")
Jane knew a trick with her tongue She could shove it down into her lung Her heartbeat would quicken with upchuck she’d sicken Yet you could hear every note that was sung. There once was a comet Hale-Bopp ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2022, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3759 "2022-06-05T22:38:50Z")
There once was a comet Hale-Bopp As pretty as any dew drop ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2022, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3760 "2022-06-06T04:37:08Z")
There once was a comet Hale-Bopp, As pretty as any dew drop. Could be seen with the eye ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2022, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3761 "2022-06-06T05:26:11Z")
There once was a comet Hale-Bopp, As pretty as any dew drop. Could be seen with the eye I don’t mean to imply ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2022, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3762 "2022-06-06T18:17:45Z")
There once was a comet Hale-Bopp, As pretty as any dew drop. Could be seen with the eye I don’t mean to imply Fat, but a few pounds it could chop As I dug out some sod in the yard ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2022, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3763 "2022-06-06T20:38:10Z")
As I dug out some sod in the yard I found an identity card ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2022, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3764 "2022-06-06T21:44:13Z")
As I dug out some sod in the yard I found an identity card It belonged to my spouse ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2022, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3765 "2022-06-07T00:36:06Z")
As I dug out some sod in the yard I found an identity card It belonged to my spouse Who I drug from the house ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2022, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3766 "2022-06-07T02:57:09Z")
As I dug out some sod in the yard I found an identity card It belonged to my spouse Who I drug from the house Dismembered, and partially charred A pirate with a leg carved from oak ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2022, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3767 "2022-06-07T05:34:13Z")
A pirate with a leg carved from oak Great sorrows in rum he did soak ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2022, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3768 "2022-06-07T16:23:47Z")
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