# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 189
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2022, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3769 "2022-06-07T18:15:31Z")
A pirate with a leg carved from oak Great sorrows in rum he did soak He said to his parrot, “Arrr, I can’t bear it” ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2022, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3770 "2022-06-07T20:46:50Z")
A pirate with a leg carved from oak Great sorrows in rum he did soak He said to his parrot, “Arrr, I can’t bear it” Add a hook and eye-patch? I’m a joke To start a new rhyme I forget ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2022, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3771 "2022-06-07T22:14:55Z")
To start a new rhyme I forget “Did somebody else use this yet?” ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2022, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3772 "2022-06-08T00:35:00Z")
To start a new rhyme I forget “Did somebody else use this yet?” A mime and a stripper ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2022, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3773 "2022-06-08T01:20:04Z")
To start a new rhyme I forget “Did somebody else use this yet?” A mime and a stripper (He pretends to unzip her) ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2022, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3774 "2022-06-08T03:24:30Z")
To start a new rhyme I forget “Did somebody else use this yet?” A mime and a stripper (He pretends to unzip her) The limerick ends, I regret. I wake up to start a new day ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2022, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3775 "2022-06-08T21:10:05Z")
I wake up to start a new day And find I have nothing to say ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2022, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3776 "2022-06-08T21:13:57Z")
I wake up to start a new day And find I have nothing to say So I squeeze out a fart ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2022, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3777 "2022-06-08T22:24:39Z")
I wake up to start a new day And find I have nothing to say So I squeeze out a fart - A legal term of art ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2022, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3778 "2022-06-09T00:02:08Z")
I wake up to start a new day And find I have nothing to say So I squeeze out a fart - A legal term of art Then yammer and yammer away A new law was passed just last night ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2022, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3779 "2022-06-09T00:27:50Z")
A new law was passed just last night Now dildos contain dynamite ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2022, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3780 "2022-06-09T00:46:42Z")
A new law was passed just last night Now dildos contain dynamite When she says the Earth moved ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2022, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3781 "2022-06-09T01:59:27Z")
A new law was passed just last night Now dildos contain dynamite When she says the Earth moved I can’t disapprove ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2022, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3782 "2022-06-10T03:33:23Z")
A new law was passed just last night Now dildos contain dynamite When she says the Earth moved I can’t disapprove Of how she managed to ignite. I said please don’t call the cops ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2022, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3783 "2022-06-11T03:59:29Z")
I said please don’t call the cops Never meant to burn down those shops ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2022, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3784 "2022-06-11T05:11:25Z")
I said please don’t call the cops Never meant to burn down those shops I knew it was risky ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2022, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3785 "2022-06-11T06:42:12Z")
I said please don’t call the cops Never meant to burn down those shops I knew it was risky Was feeling quite frisky ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2022, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3786 "2022-06-17T04:23:12Z")
I said please don’t call the cops Never meant to burn down those shops I knew it was risky Was feeling quite frisky Drinking whiskey, tequila, and schnapps My eyeball developed a cyst ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2022, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3787 "2022-06-17T05:04:28Z")
My eyeball developed a cyst I’ve got to start making a list ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2022, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3788 "2022-06-17T10:35:04Z")
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