# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 190
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2022, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3789 "2022-06-17T17:53:44Z")
My eyeball developed a cyst I’ve got to start making a list When treating a stye I might have to fry ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2022, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3790 "2022-06-17T23:32:43Z")
> [@Simmerdown](#): > > I said please don’t call the cops > Never meant to burn down those shops > I knew it was risky > Was feeling quite frisky > Drinking whiskey, tequila, and schnapps Bra-vo! Pulled it all together! ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2022, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3791 "2022-06-22T16:17:24Z")
My eyeball developed a cyst I’ve got to start making a list When treating a stye I might have to fry It off lest it try to persist A limerick clean is quite rare ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2022, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3792 "2022-06-22T17:34:57Z")
A limerick clean is quite rare. Perhaps you can say derriere ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3793 "2022-06-23T00:50:24Z")
A limerick clean is quite rare. Perhaps you can say derriere Even keister, or tuchus ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3794 "2022-06-23T02:12:02Z")
A limerick clean is quite rare. Perhaps you can say derriere Even keister, or tuchus But don’t cause a ruckus ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3795 "2022-06-23T04:05:02Z")
A limerick clean is quite rare. Perhaps you can say derriere Even keister, or tuchus But don’t cause a ruckus Fais gaffe à ton cul, mon frére! I must say “please pardon my French” ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3796 "2022-06-23T04:18:22Z")
> [@Simmerdown](#): > > I must say “please pardon my French” Not necessary, you are on a roll. Your turn to start. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3797 "2022-06-23T04:20:52Z")
D’oh! That’s your play! Pardon moi. ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3798 "2022-06-23T04:21:35Z")
Yes, was about to reply, though I’m genuinely not sure if my French was accurate. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3799 "2022-06-23T04:22:06Z")
Google translate likes it. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3800 "2022-06-23T04:23:57Z")
I must say “please pardon my French” Whenever I fart on a bench ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3801 "2022-06-23T05:01:15Z")
I must say “please pardon my French” Whenever I fart on a bench But my German is better ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3802 "2022-06-23T16:13:22Z")
I must say “please pardon my French” Whenever I fart on a bench But my German is better And their beer is a whetter ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3803 "2022-06-23T23:44:15Z")
I must say “please pardon my French” Whenever I fart on a bench But my German is better And their beer is a whetter Pass auf deinen Arsch auf, du Mensch! Now, enough of this focus on asses ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3804 "2022-06-23T23:48:05Z")
Now, enough of this focus on asses Observers might find it quite classless ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2022, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3805 "2022-06-26T17:34:29Z")
Now, enough of this focus on asses Observers might find it quite classless But limerick fans ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2022, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3806 "2022-06-26T23:24:54Z")
Now, enough of this focus on asses. Observers might find it quite classless. But limerick fans, They have counterplans ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2022, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3807 "2022-06-27T04:14:08Z")
Now, enough of this focus on asses. Observers might find it quite classless. But limerick fans, They have counterplans They want the same focus on tits as asses. But enough of this focus on tits ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2022, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3808 "2022-06-27T04:20:35Z")
But enough of this focus on tits When there’s equally nice naughty bits [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=189) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=191)