# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 191
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2022, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3809 "2022-06-27T04:22:30Z")
But enough of this focus on tits When there’s equally nice naughty bits Like meat and two veg ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2022, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3810 "2022-06-28T04:36:30Z")
But enough of this focus on tits When there’s equally nice naughty bits Like meat and two veg and some lettuce, a wedge ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2022, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3811 "2022-06-29T01:47:13Z")
But enough of this focus on tits When there’s equally nice naughty bits Like meat and two veg and some lettuce, a wedge Which are nicknames for pussy and pits. There’s nothing like hugging and kissing ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2022, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3812 "2022-06-30T10:06:43Z")
There’s nothing like hugging and kissing Except for maybe pissing ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2022, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3813 "2022-06-30T17:01:17Z")
There’s nothing like hugging and kissing Except for maybe pissing They all bring such joy ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2022, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3814 "2022-06-30T17:40:40Z")
There’s nothing like hugging and kissing Except for maybe pissing They all bring such joy When you use care and employ ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2022, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3815 "2022-07-02T05:04:35Z")
There’s nothing like hugging and kissing Except for maybe pissing They all bring such joy When you use care and employ Discretion which may be missing. She asked for a nice guy for her first blind date ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2022, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3816 "2022-07-02T10:40:30Z")
She asked for a nice guy for her first blind date But still became quite irate ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2022, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3817 "2022-07-05T20:59:12Z")
She asked for a nice guy for her first blind date But still became quite irate When his seeing eye dog ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2022, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3818 "2022-07-06T01:01:25Z")
She asked for a nice guy for her first blind date But still became quite irate When his seeing eye dog Began to monolog ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2022, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3819 "2022-07-07T22:49:20Z")
She asked for a nice guy for her first blind date But still became quite irate When his seeing eye dog Began to monolog About all the homework he ate I met a great linguist named Lindquist ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2022, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3820 "2022-07-08T02:40:54Z")
I met a great linguist named Lindquist Who, on our first date, wanted her end kissed ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2022, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3821 "2022-07-08T03:05:28Z")
I met a great linguist named Lindquist, Who, on our first date, wanted her end kissed. But argued that “end” ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2022, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3822 "2022-07-08T08:53:58Z")
I met a great linguist named Lindquist, Who, on our first date, wanted her end kissed. But argued that “end” Required me to bend ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2022, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3823 "2022-07-08T21:11:45Z")
I met a great linguist named Lindquist, Who, on our first date, wanted her end kissed. But argued that “end” Required me to bend But I finally complied with a twist. I went to the opera on a dare ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2022, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3824 "2022-07-08T21:24:01Z")
I went to the opera on a dare Sure enough, a phantom was there ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2022, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3825 "2022-07-09T04:24:43Z")
I went to the opera on a dare Sure enough, a phantom was there I called out “Hey, dude!” ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2022, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3826 "2022-07-09T05:09:01Z")
I went to the opera on a dare Sure enough, a phantom was there I called out “Hey, dude! Don’t you know that it’s rude" ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2022, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3827 "2022-07-09T16:24:27Z")
I went to the opera on a dare Sure enough, a phantom was there I called out “Hey, dude! Don’t you know that it’s rude To force young girls to your lair?" While out on a walk late last night ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2022, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3828 "2022-07-09T19:52:34Z")
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