# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 192
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2022, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3829 "2022-07-09T23:40:38Z")
> [@Folacin](#): > > I went to the opera on a dare > Sure enough, a phantom was there > I called out “Hey, dude! > Don’t you know that it’s rude > To force young girls to your lair?" Bravo While out on a walk late last night A werewolf did give me a fright He bared his sharp teeth ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2022, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3830 "2022-07-10T00:21:38Z")
While out on a walk late last night A werewolf did give me a fright He bared his sharp teeth His claws did unsheath ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2022, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3831 "2022-07-10T02:50:48Z")
While out on a walk late last night A werewolf did give me a fright He bared his sharp teeth His claws did unsheath So I filled up my trousers with shite I like to strum tunes on my uke ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2022, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3832 "2022-07-10T04:44:30Z")
I like to strum tunes on my uke While kayaking into Dubuque ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2022, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3833 "2022-07-10T05:14:11Z")
I like to strum tunes on my uke While kayaking into Dubuque. While Iowa’s my home ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2022, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3834 "2022-07-10T11:37:26Z")
I like to strum tunes on my uke While kayaking into Dubuque. While Iowa’s my home I still like to roam ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2022, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3835 "2022-07-10T18:28:52Z")
I like to strum tunes on my uke While kayaking into Dubuque. While Iowa’s my home I still like to roam And drink tea with an earl or a duke. I once knew a hippie named Summer ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2022, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3836 "2022-07-10T19:18:29Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > I once knew a hippie named Summer I once knew a hippie named Summer Who said life is never a bummer ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2022, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3837 "2022-07-10T19:22:27Z")
I once knew a hippie named Summer Who said life is never a bummer. Just tune in to the sky ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2022, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3838 "2022-07-10T20:26:52Z")
I once knew a hippie named Summer Who said life is never a bummer. Just tune in to the sky And let your soul fly ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2022, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3839 "2022-07-10T23:24:26Z")
I once knew a hippie named Summer Who said life is never a bummer. Just tune in to the sky And let your soul fly And tell all the clouds, “Dude, come here.” There was a young video gamer ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2022, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3840 "2022-07-10T23:37:52Z")
There was a young video gamer Who posted this online disclaimer: ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2022, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3841 "2022-07-11T00:14:28Z")
There was a young video gamer Who posted this online disclaimer: My pronoun is she ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2022, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3842 "2022-07-11T00:52:47Z")
There was a young video gamer Who posted this online disclaimer: My pronoun is she and I want you to see ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2022, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3843 "2022-07-11T02:02:01Z")
There was a young video gamer Who posted this online disclaimer: My pronoun is she and I want you to see That no asshole out there can shame her! There was an old mailman named Brent ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2022, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3844 "2022-07-11T02:17:32Z")
There was an old mailman named Brent He lost all the mail that was sent ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2022, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3845 "2022-07-11T04:23:51Z")
There was an old mailman named Brent He lost all the mail that was sent A hole in his sack ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2022, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3846 "2022-07-11T05:59:14Z")
There was an old mailman named Brent He lost all the mail that was sent A hole in his sack Was quite a drawback ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2022, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3847 "2022-07-11T21:39:47Z")
There was an old mailman named Brent He lost all the mail that was sent A hole in his sack Was quite a drawback Caused by dragging his bag on cement. One thing that makes my balls itch ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2022, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/3848 "2022-07-12T03:19:51Z")
One thing that makes my balls itch Is this torturous surgery stitch [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=191) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=193)